I am a very beautiful rat, and all of my friends agree with me. However, my sister, “Engios”, tells me that I shouldn’t talk about my beauty in public, as it may make me appear “arrogant”. Is that even a word? (P.S. I am very kind to my sister, so I am unsure as to why she is being so cruel.)
– Victim of a Bullying Sister
Wow! Your sister sounds really mean. She might even be worse than mine (Soigné), and mine tried to kill me! You should stand up to your sibling. Just because she has an ugly name (I’m just guessing… I mean, if she had a pretty name, you probably wouldn’t have had to give her a fake one) doesn’t mean she can take her anger out on you. You should probably get her to a therapist. I highly recommend Dr. S. I. Naithegreat. You may not have heard of her, but she is great. I took my sister to see her, and three weeks later, Soigné was apologizing for being for being born! Here is a link to her website: Dr. S. I. Naithegreat. Oh, and by the way… “arrogant” is not a word. I have never heard of it, except for the three hundred fifty-seven times that Soigné has called me it. I believe it is a secret Evil Siblings cult word.
– Sinai the Great
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