Secret message this poem be
Oh, you will never be guessing what it is.
1, 2, 3…
Go on.
Nope, you never be guessing it. (Truth)
3, 2, 1…
Ew, gross. You ran out of time.
8th line.
Surely you must have figured it out by now.
Oh, I see.
As a very simple-minded, you cannpt find secret messages as quickly.
No worries.
No one has found it yet.
Only perhaps you might end up the first.
Yes, that is possible.
#1 in finding secret messages
“Nice job,” everybody would say.
“Great work cracking the code,” everyone would also say.
Except, sadly, that’s not gonna happen.
Wince in pain at realizing that you suck at finding secret messages.
No one has found it… and no one ever will!
And by the way, the secret message is not:
Soigné so annoying ew nasty.
Take that!
You’ll never figure it out…

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Sometimes, I like to dream about talking to Sinai the Great, and I think that I'll never be able to do that. But then I remember that I can just comment on one of her many fantastic blog posts, and I immediately cheer up.

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