Sinai does not really know what its name is (or its gender), but she is pretty sure that she and this armadillo are now best friends. (Actually, Sinai already has a best friend and a second-best friend, so technically they are best-on-one-side-third-best-on-the-other friends.) Because they are best-on-one-side-third-best-on-the-other friends, Sinai needed a name for her best-on-one-side-third-best-on-the-other friend, so (because she didn’t know its real name) she decided to temporarily call it Sinai’s Armadillo Friend (or S.A.F.). If anyone has its birth certificate or personal identification papers, please notify Soigné right away so she can read them and tell Sinai this very important information. In case you don’t already have Sinai’s public phone number memorized, it is (123) LUV SISI.