Monthly Archives: August 2013

Is Sinai Humble?

As you all know, Sinai is a (self described) very beautiful, funny, cute, attractive, lovely, likable, charming, witty, smart, nice, great, cute, wonderful, brilliant, remarkable, fine-looking, cute, incredible, stunning, hilarious, chumpy, sinailicious, loving, kind, soft, lovable, beautiful, attractive, excellent, stellar, super, terrific, unique, outstanding, extraordinary, internationally-beloved, pretty, gorgeous, intelligent, cute, cute, beautiful, charming, delightful, cute, cool, and fascinating rat. However, she is also very humble, yet no one seems to believe that of all her amazing personality traits, humble is one of them. Sinai is very sad, as she is proud of how humble and modest she is, and she doesn’t like that no one believes her when she says that she is a humble rat.

Sinai, however, believes that there are rats out there who believe in the humbleness of her. To see just how many there are, she created this poll. Please answer it so that Sinai can see just how many rats really support her and can therefore return to normal life being loved by all who see her precious face.

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Why I Hate Soigné – An Explanation by Sinai on Her Feelings For Her Sister (Quote$ #11)

007 (4)Sinai is very squished in the picture above. I wonder how that might have happened. Might her sister, Soigné, shoved her against the cage bars? It’s a possibility.

“Me don’t know why no one can understand why I hate my sister, Soigné. I mean, first of all, her name is impossible to spell. I only managed to spell it after checking her birth certificate nine times. I can never get whether the o is supposed to go before the i, or the i before the o. And then there’s that e. It is so annoying. I can never get which accent to put on it. I wish that she would just change her name to something more friend (like Iluvsinai), or even get a nickname so I don’t have to write that horrible name out whenever I refer to her without using pronouns or indirect references. Then she goes and shoves me against the cage bars when she wants to sit somewhere, which is very rude, because I am always there first. Me also don’t like her ugliness. She is, like, white and black. That is so ugly. Doesn’t she know that black and white have been the hot colors ever since May 9, 2012? (Coincidentally, that day is also my birthday.) Then she smells funny. She smells like my poop. (Just so you know, me don’t poop on her. I know it seems like I do, but I don’t. Really. I don’t lie.) Eww, right? And… yup, that’s all.”

Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything

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Puntastic Orijinil Nok Nok Joax™ by Sinai

You may have heard similar jokes to the ones written below. However, the ones written here are the real McKoifish. The others that you have probably heard are called “knock knock jokes” (very similar sounding name, as you may have noted), and they are nothing more than cheap ripoffs. As none of them were approved by the owner of the Orijinil Nok Nok Joax™ patent (a certain Ms. Sinai Blight) before being told, they are technically illegal, and being caught telling, listening, or laughing at one can result in a minimum of ten years behind bars. However, you are allowed to listen to copyrighted and approved Orijinil Nok Nok Joax™ whenever you like.


Orijinil Nok Nok Joax™ ~ Approved by Ms. Sinai Blight

Sinai: Nok Nok
Siognè: Huze thare?
Sinai: Sinai
Siognè: [drops down to knees and worships Sinai]

Sinai: Nok Nok
Sinai: Huze thare?
Sinai: Me
Sinai: Me hu?
Sinai: Hahahaha!

Swanyuck: Nok Nok
Everyone: Go away, Swanyuck!

Swanyuck: Huze thare?
Everyone: SHUT UP SWANYUCK!
Swanyuck: boo hoo

Swanyuck: [cries]
Everyone: [goes on with their lives]

Sinai: Nok Nok
Everyone: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Sinai: [gets showered with love]

Negev: Nok Nok
Sinai: Nok Nok
Ianis: Nok Nok
Swanyawn: Nok Nok
Everyone: Stop being a bandwagoner, Swanyawn!

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The Day of Our Great Ruler, SINAI — A Sinaiday!!! Hooray!

imageFlashback Friday: Even back when Soigné was bigger than Sinai and when both were very young and immature (well, Soigné was at least) rats, Sinai still had to fear for her life at the paws of her vicious and evil sister! It appears that time has not helped Soigné become a better rat.


Today is a most wonderful day. it is The Day of Our Great Ruler, SINAI. Before, on other Sinaidays, you were given a lot of fun options on how to spend your Sinaiday worshiping your favorite rat, Sinai, but today, I am feeling quite minimalistic. Therefore, there is only one fun option on how to spend your Sinaiday having a load of fun worshiping the greatest female rat ever to live! As it is the only option, be sure to do it or else it will look like you don’t care about the best thing since oxygen. AND YOU WOULDN’T LIKE TO LOOK LIKE THAT, NOW WOULD YOU?


Fun Thing To Do To Show Your Love For Sinai on This Sinaiday (The Day of Our Great Ruler, SINAI)!

  1. Send Sinai ten times your weight in bars of gold. PACKAGING (i.e. cardboard box, foam pellets, wooden crate) DOES NOT COUNT TOWARDS WEIGHING OF GOLD (UNLESS IT IS 24 KARAT GOLD AS WELL). Please include your weight (and the rest of your personal medical information) with the gold so that Sinai knows that you are not skimping out on her. Make sure that the rest of your family knows about this as well so that they can show their love for Sinai, too! (Family includes: infants, unborn babies, unfertilized future babies, dead relatives, animal cousins, etc.)

There! Now you know what to do with your Sinaiday! Have fun hunting for gold bars/selling all of your family heirlooms so you can afford this!

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WRITTEN BY NEGEV: Happy Birthday, Me (And My Brother, But He Doesn’t Count)!

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The birthday cake that Negev (and also Mojave, but he doesn’t count) got last year. Don’t worry, it’s not still sitting around. It got eaten last August.

Today is a very special day! It is the day that I, King Negev, Boss of You, Ruler of the World, and Master of the Universe, would have turned three (if I was still alive). I think my twin brother, Mojave the Annoying, would have also turned three this day. However, he doesn’t not count, so let’s focus on me!!!! I am such an amazingly precocious three year-old, don’t you know*? : DDD

As it is my birthday, today you will learn thirty-three amazing facts about me that you can tell all of your friends and impress them with (unless they read this post haha)!!! I will also acknowledge my useless brother by writing three facts about him that will probably not impress anyone because he is just not a very impressive rat.


 THIRTY-THREE AMAZINGLY IMPRESSIVE FACTS ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE RAT, NEGEV CHEEZIKI!

A sweet and adorable tan and white rat who has a piece of litter on his leg.

Pictured above: The birthday boy himself. How adorable. I know that I am somewhat biased, but… HEISSOCUTEANDIJUSTWANTTOHUGHIMTODEATHOHWAITHEISALREADYDEADSOITECHNICALLYCANTDOTHATOHWELLISTILLAMINLOVEWITHHIM!

  1. Negev’s full name is Negev Cheeziki.
  2. Negev’s favorite color is purple!
  3. Negev’s last name is Cheeziki.
  4. Negev has a desert named after him. (Some people say he was named after the desert, but that’s ridiculous. The desert was named after him.)
  5. Negev hates the color yellow because it is the opposite of purple.
  6. Negev’s name starts with the fourteenth letter of the alphabet.
  7. Negev’s first name ends with the twenty-second letter of the alphabet.
  8. Negev’s last name starts with the third letter of the alphabet.
  9. Negev’s name ends with the ninth letter of the alphabet.
  10. Negev’s initials are N.A.C.
  11. Negev’s middle name is “Amazing”
  12. Negev’s middle name starts with the first letter of the alphabet.
  13. Negev’s middle name ends with the seventh letter of the alphabet.
  14. Negev really hates the Y in ROYGBIV.
  15. Negev’s best friend is Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything, also known as Sinai Blight, also known as Sinai the Great, also known as Sinai.
  16. Negev has not been reincarnated as Sinai, despite what several rats think.
  17. Negev has a piece of litter on him in the picture above.
  18. Negev is tan and white.
  19. Negev is not white and tan.
  20. Negev is very cute.
  21. Negev is a big boy.
  22. Negev is very cuddly.
  23. Negev is unfortunate, as he has a most insufficient brother who does absolutely nothing to be a good brother.
  24. Negev’s name is five letters long.
  25. Negev has the letter “E” twice in his first name, and also twice in his last name.
  26. Negev is a genius.
  27. Negev’s IQ is 100! Amazing, right?!
  28. Negev is everyone’s favorite rat!
  29. Negev has his own fan-club with a whooping three members!
  30. Negev has whiskers on his face.
  31. Negev has fur on his face.
  32. Negev likes to eat food.
  33. Negev breathes using his lungs and the rest of his respiratory system.

THREE VERY UNIMPRESSIVE FACTS ABOUT THE BORINGEST RAT EVER, MOJAVE

A shining light in the background with this weird thing in the front (jk it's a rat)

The boringest rat ever. He happens to share the birthday of the beloved and highly esteemed King Negev.

  1. Mojave used to work in a traveling circus as a trapeze artist to pay his bills, as his current job (working as the all-purpose rat for his brother, Negev) hardly paid him anything.
  2. Mojave is named after the Mojave Desert because of his tan fur, like sand.
  3. Mojave was chosen by his owner before she decided to get Negev instead of another rat that she might have gotten.

 * Note from Mojave: Negev is only three in human years. In rat years, he is actually ninety, although you might not be able to tell from the way that he acts.

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A Little Notice

Sinai Vacation

Sinai having a BLAST on vacation while you are having a horribly boring time at home. This image was not edited at all.

I’m going to be gone for approximately the next fortnight, so there will be no posts for about that amount of time. (Maybe a little less, maybe a little more.) I do have a couple already scheduled, but that’s it.

~ Anna

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