Dirty Paws by Of Monsters and Men Parody

Jumping up and down on the floorsi
I am (of course) an animal
Sinai is also an animal
She had a sister, who rolled around
The sister’s name was Soigné,
And she often acted like an ape
One day, Soigné ran away
And she never came back (hooray!)

Her grimy paws and greasy coat,
She ran down the driveway slope.
The forest of carefully landscaped trees,
They used to look like a minor catastrophe
Soigné had declared a war
The giant $60 million palace wasn’t big enough for them all
Sinai, she got help from below
From unworthy peasants and a teletubby named Po

And for a while, Soigné grew mold (on her cheese)
Her friends were scared and ran into their holes
The forest that once was green
Was coloured pink by Sinai’s spray painting machines.
Sinai took down Soigné and her friends
And that’s how the story goes
The story of the runaway with those four germy paws

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Sometimes, I like to dream about talking to Sinai the Great, and I think that I'll never be able to do that. But then I remember that I can just comment on one of her many fantastic blog posts, and I immediately cheer up.

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