Category Archives: Poems By Sinai

A Poem about Sinai’s Belly

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I really like Sinai’s belly
It jiggles a lot like jelly
Sinai is a cute rat
She is also very fat
I love Sinai so much
Her belly I want to touch
This poem is so great
P.S. So is Sinai’s belly

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A Sinai Limerick

There once was a rat named Sinai
Everyone who saw her said “my oh my”
Cuz she was pretty
And smart and real witty
Plus many more adjectives I cannot fit into the limerick rhythm

She was adorable, white and black
Sometimes she gave her sister (Soigné) a light smack
Soigné deserved it
She was a little twit
Sinai, meanwhile, had a pet yak

Everyone loved this lovable rat
She was not skinny, but fat
Fat is good
Soigné was a hood
P.S. Once Sinai ate a cat (jk)

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A Beautiful Haiku About Sinai

Sinai is pretty
She is so pretty, attractive, interesting, nice, kindly, funny, sweet, likeable, loveable, adorable, chumpy, delightful, sinailicious, good, great, wonderful, admirable, internationally-beloved, cute, fuzzy, fluffy, delicious, chucka-y, skilled, talented, smart, witty, intelligent, knowledgable, exciting, and friendly.
That five syllables

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“Thee Goormay Fude Sawn/The Gourmet Food Song” by Sinai

This song was left with the original spelling by Sinai unchanged. If you find it difficult to read, just remember that government doesn’t put nearly enough money into teaching rats how to spell. Oh, and that a translated version of the song can be found towards the bottom of this post. It is to be sung in a loud, screeching, and very unmelodious voice. It does not matter what rhythms you put to the words; anything will sound very “soothing and melodious”, at least according to Sinai. When sung, this tune should somewhat resemble the yowls of a cat being run over by a train.

This cat is licking her paw like there is no tomorrow.

If you are unsure as to what a cat being run over by a train sounds like, please do not actually run over one just to find out


Thee Goormay Fude Sawn/The Gourmet Food Song (Original)

I liek goormay fude
Ya I liek goormay fude
It be soh taystie yum yum taystie it be
Goormay fude uh huh
I liek goormay fude

Wut iz be bettr then goormay FUDE? nuth een thatts wut. I luv goormay fude mm mm taystilishus
Goormay fude, yoo be mai luv
Goormay fude, i luv yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yoo ar wut i dreem uv wen I fawl uhsleap

O goormay fude
Hau I Endgoy Yoo Soh Mustch!!!!!!!
i wan moar goormay fude , yett
No wun baize yoo phore meeeeeeeeeeeeee
aw BOO HOO HOO
I sae, alas, phore i luv yoo oh soH mustch

Deerissed goormay fude, yoo kumm in men-E phoarmz, liek: yogert, yogert, frozin yogert, yogert, dride yogert, yogert, fr00t-awn-thee-bottIm yogert, yogert, fr00tie yogert, vejjy tib ul yogert, darey produks, yogert, yogert, yogert frum Greasy, yogert, yogert, yogert, yogert, yogert-awn-the-bottIm yogert, chunkee yogert, likwidy yogert, yogert, yogert, yogert-cuvred razenz, yogert-cuvred seeri-ill, yogert, yogert, yogert, yogert, yogert, yogert, also yogert, and yogert.
i reely liek yogert
alsoh candee
yum canddee
i liek to eet yogert, an yogert. alsoH yogert!!!!
yo be delishus goormay fude , yes , yo be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 yogert

o goormay fude
i luv yoo but it seemz i nevir c yoo
sutsch be hau it iz
i still luv yoo
pee ess i am a grate seen er an sawn riter

Thee Goormay Fude Sawn/The Gourmet Food Song (Translated)

Yeah, I like gourmet food.
It be so tasty, yum, yum, tasty it be.
Gourmet food, uh huh
I like gourmet food.

What is better than gourmet FOOD? Nothing, that’s what. I love gourmet food, mm, mm, tastilicious.
Gourmet food, you be my love.
Gourmet food, I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
You are what I dream of when I fall asleep.
Oh gourmet food,
How I enjoy you so much!!!!!!
I want more gourmet food, yet
No one buys you for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Aw BOO HOO HOO
I say, alas, for I love you oh so much

Dearest gourmet food, you come in many forms, like: yogurt, yogurt, frozen yogurt, yogurt, dried yogurt, yogurt, fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt, yogurt, fruity yogurt, vegetable yogurt, dairy products, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt from Greece, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt-on-the-bottom yogurt, chunky yogurt, liquidy yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt-covered raisins, yogurt-covered cereal, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, also yogurt, and yogurt.
I really like yogurt.
Also candy.
Yum, candy.
I like to eat yogurt, and yogurt. Also yogurt!!!!
You be delicious, gourmet food, yes, you be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yogurt

Oh gourmet food,
I love you, but it seems I never see you
Such be how it is.
I still love you.
P.S. I am a great singer and songwriter.

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A Couple Haikus by Sinai

Sinai

I do love Sinai

Sinai Sinai Sinainai

She is amazing

 

Sinai the Sequel

Did I already

Say how much I love Sinai?

I don’t think I have.

 

Sinai No. 3

She is quite stunning

I love her with all my heart

Ah, Sinai… how great!

 

Swanyay

I do not like her

Ew she is so disgusting

Nasty little rat

 

The Smartest Rat

She is a genius

“Who might she be?” you wonder

None other than me

 

Black and White or White and Black?

Black and white is best

My sister is white and black.

I hate white and black.

 

Sounds I Make When I Eat

Chomp chomp gulp lick slurp

Yum chomp chompity chomp chomp

Lick lick lick chomp slurp

 

Sinai #4

Did you forget yet?

Sinai is so attractive

I really love her

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CANDY (A Poem by Sinai)

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I like candy
Candy is very good
My mommy won’t let me have candy
Because apparently rats can’t have candy
I like candy but I can’t eat it, and I am very sad because I want to eat it
Sometimes I wonder why I like candy when I have never eaten it
I still like candy
Candy is very good

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A Story in Limericks

There once was a rat named Soigné
She was born the month before May
She was Sinai’s sister,
But nobody missed her
When she got lost in the forest astray.

One day someone noticed (Sinai)
When she didn’t see her, she said, “My!
“My sister’s not here–
“She was always a bit queer…
“…I think I’ll just leave her behind.”

Soigné was sitting in the forest
Suddenly she saw a huge sparkly horse
It had one horn
(It was a unicorn)
She lost her voice, so she said in Morse:

“Oh Please, great equine
“Would you be so kind
“As to carry me away
“I promise I’ll pay–
“Here, take some fur of mine*”

The unicorn looked at her and said,
“I’d really rather be dead
“Than touch this fur
“That makes me think ‘brrr’
“Also why are you tapping with that lead?”

Soigné tried to explain,
But the unicorn had made it plain
When he galloped into the sky
Screaming “I LOVE SINAI!”
That he didn’t care where she remained.

* pretend it’s in Morse Code

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The Sinai Theme Song

The Sinai Theme Song

to the theme of “I Love You” by Barney and Friends

I love me,

You love me,

Everybody loves me

So now kiss me on the snout, or you are gonna die!

Just kidding; my name’s Sinai.

sinai-and-friends

Sinai does not in any way own Barney and Friends. She also does not own the “I Love You” song. It just so happens that her theme song ended up with the same melody, and she didn’t want to be sued for copyright infringement. You can stop reading here. Bye.
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A SECRET MESSAGE YOU WILL NEVER GUESS (Poems by Sinai)

Secret message this poem be
Oh, you will never be guessing what it is.
1, 2, 3…
Go on.
Nope, you never be guessing it. (Truth)
3, 2, 1…
Ew, gross. You ran out of time.
8th line.
Eh.
Surely you must have figured it out by now.
Oh, I see.
As a very simple-minded, you cannpt find secret messages as quickly.
No worries.
No one has found it yet.
Only perhaps you might end up the first.
Yes, that is possible.
#1 in finding secret messages
“Nice job,” everybody would say.
“Great work cracking the code,” everyone would also say.
Except, sadly, that’s not gonna happen.
Wince in pain at realizing that you suck at finding secret messages.
No one has found it… and no one ever will!
And by the way, the secret message is not:
Soigné so annoying ew nasty.
Take that!
You’ll never figure it out…

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