Category Archives: Sinai Tunes

Dirty Paws by Of Monsters and Men Parody

Jumping up and down on the floorsi
I am (of course) an animal
Sinai is also an animal
She had a sister, who rolled around
The sister’s name was Soigné,
And she often acted like an ape
One day, Soigné ran away
And she never came back (hooray!)

Her grimy paws and greasy coat,
She ran down the driveway slope.
The forest of carefully landscaped trees,
They used to look like a minor catastrophe
Soigné had declared a war
The giant $60 million palace wasn’t big enough for them all
Sinai, she got help from below
From unworthy peasants and a teletubby named Po

And for a while, Soigné grew mold (on her cheese)
Her friends were scared and ran into their holes
The forest that once was green
Was coloured pink by Sinai’s spray painting machines.
Sinai took down Soigné and her friends
And that’s how the story goes
The story of the runaway with those four germy paws

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“Thee Goormay Fude Sawn/The Gourmet Food Song” by Sinai

This song was left with the original spelling by Sinai unchanged. If you find it difficult to read, just remember that government doesn’t put nearly enough money into teaching rats how to spell. Oh, and that a translated version of the song can be found towards the bottom of this post. It is to be sung in a loud, screeching, and very unmelodious voice. It does not matter what rhythms you put to the words; anything will sound very “soothing and melodious”, at least according to Sinai. When sung, this tune should somewhat resemble the yowls of a cat being run over by a train.

This cat is licking her paw like there is no tomorrow.

If you are unsure as to what a cat being run over by a train sounds like, please do not actually run over one just to find out


Thee Goormay Fude Sawn/The Gourmet Food Song (Original)

I liek goormay fude
Ya I liek goormay fude
It be soh taystie yum yum taystie it be
Goormay fude uh huh
I liek goormay fude

Wut iz be bettr then goormay FUDE? nuth een thatts wut. I luv goormay fude mm mm taystilishus
Goormay fude, yoo be mai luv
Goormay fude, i luv yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yoo ar wut i dreem uv wen I fawl uhsleap

O goormay fude
Hau I Endgoy Yoo Soh Mustch!!!!!!!
i wan moar goormay fude , yett
No wun baize yoo phore meeeeeeeeeeeeee
aw BOO HOO HOO
I sae, alas, phore i luv yoo oh soH mustch

Deerissed goormay fude, yoo kumm in men-E phoarmz, liek: yogert, yogert, frozin yogert, yogert, dride yogert, yogert, fr00t-awn-thee-bottIm yogert, yogert, fr00tie yogert, vejjy tib ul yogert, darey produks, yogert, yogert, yogert frum Greasy, yogert, yogert, yogert, yogert, yogert-awn-the-bottIm yogert, chunkee yogert, likwidy yogert, yogert, yogert, yogert-cuvred razenz, yogert-cuvred seeri-ill, yogert, yogert, yogert, yogert, yogert, yogert, also yogert, and yogert.
i reely liek yogert
alsoh candee
yum canddee
i liek to eet yogert, an yogert. alsoH yogert!!!!
yo be delishus goormay fude , yes , yo be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 yogert

o goormay fude
i luv yoo but it seemz i nevir c yoo
sutsch be hau it iz
i still luv yoo
pee ess i am a grate seen er an sawn riter

Thee Goormay Fude Sawn/The Gourmet Food Song (Translated)

Yeah, I like gourmet food.
It be so tasty, yum, yum, tasty it be.
Gourmet food, uh huh
I like gourmet food.

What is better than gourmet FOOD? Nothing, that’s what. I love gourmet food, mm, mm, tastilicious.
Gourmet food, you be my love.
Gourmet food, I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
You are what I dream of when I fall asleep.
Oh gourmet food,
How I enjoy you so much!!!!!!
I want more gourmet food, yet
No one buys you for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Aw BOO HOO HOO
I say, alas, for I love you oh so much

Dearest gourmet food, you come in many forms, like: yogurt, yogurt, frozen yogurt, yogurt, dried yogurt, yogurt, fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt, yogurt, fruity yogurt, vegetable yogurt, dairy products, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt from Greece, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt-on-the-bottom yogurt, chunky yogurt, liquidy yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt-covered raisins, yogurt-covered cereal, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, also yogurt, and yogurt.
I really like yogurt.
Also candy.
Yum, candy.
I like to eat yogurt, and yogurt. Also yogurt!!!!
You be delicious, gourmet food, yes, you be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yogurt

Oh gourmet food,
I love you, but it seems I never see you
Such be how it is.
I still love you.
P.S. I am a great singer and songwriter.

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Smelly Ground (Parody of Holy Ground by Taylor Swift)

farting soigne

Soigné has some very bad gas, as observed by Sinai in the following song.

I was being awesome just the other day
While having coffee not alone
But with this thing named Soigné
Whose nasty fart smelled like Beijing air
(And having a nose I obviously care)
It took off faster than a green light, go
Yeah, you get a clothespin once you already know
I ran away quickly and left my coffee behind
And that was the first time

And dear Me, it was bad
Never breathing again
And right there, where she sat
Was stinky ground.

Sputtering ’cause of all this awful gas, I had this big wide city all to escape
I block the smell of “Gross, P.U.!”
And for the first time, my nose I wanted to lose
And I guess it (finally) ended in the usual way
And the story’s got fart in every page
But sometimes I think I can still smell it now
And I smell that stench in every crowd

‘Cause dear Me, it was bad
Never breathing again
And right there, where she sat
Was smelly ground

Tonight I’m gonna breathe
For all the smells I’ve been through
But I don’t want to breathe
If Soigné’s fart comes with you
Tonight I’m gonna breathe
Like there’s no stench in the room
But I don’t want to breathe
If Soigné’s fart comes with you

It was bad
Never breathing again
And right there, where she sat
Was polluted ground

Tonight I’m gonna breathe
For all the smells I’ve been through
But I don’t want to breathe
If Soigné’s fart comes with you
Tonight I’m gonna breathe
Like there’s no stench in the room
But I don’t want to breathe
If Soigné’s fart comes with you

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The Sinai Theme Song

The Sinai Theme Song

to the theme of “I Love You” by Barney and Friends

I love me,

You love me,

Everybody loves me

So now kiss me on the snout, or you are gonna die!

Just kidding; my name’s Sinai.

sinai-and-friends

Sinai does not in any way own Barney and Friends. She also does not own the “I Love You” song. It just so happens that her theme song ended up with the same melody, and she didn’t want to be sued for copyright infringement. You can stop reading here. Bye.
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