Name: Ianis the Amazing, Supreme Monarch of All Things (Ianis Th’gilb)
Birthday: September 5, 2012
Best Friend: Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything
“I am not Sinai.”
– Ianis the Amazing, Supreme Monarch of All Things
A lot of people have accused Ianis of being Sinai, but that’s ridiculous. Sure, the two look very alike, but that’s where the similarities end. Sinai was born on 5/9/2012. Ianis was born on 9/5/2012. Seriously, people? You would have thought that if Sinai pretended to be another rat, they’d at least have the same birthday. And yes, Ianis’ name does sound kind of phony. But so does yours, if you think about it. Actually, no one really has a very normal sounding name. So you can go shut your mouth. Also, some say that the proof is in the fact that no one has ever seen Ianis with Sinai in real life. Or that no one has actually seen Ianis herself except in photographs. Obviously, some people don’t respect the shy. They could really learn a lesson here where a poor rat is being accused of being someone she isn’t just because she’s a little camera shy.