Name: Mojave the Annoying (Mojave Cheeziki)
Birthday: August 4, 2010 (died December 17, 2012)
Best Friend: Soigné the Blight on All Humanity
- Small Brother of Mine Who Is Rather Unattractive
“Can’t you clean your own $%*#@ floor, Negev?”
– Mojave the Annoying
Mojave is often portrayed as an evil and ungrateful servant of the Great King
, but mostly he’s just misunderstood. Apparently, Negev
sometimes goes overboard describing his brother, as the real Mojave is actually pretty nice, although he isn’t very fond of his brother. “I mean, I love him as family, but he is just a pain in my tail. He acts like he’s the king of the world, but no one even joined his fan club except for me (by force) and Sinai
. He steals all of my money to buy himself food, and then he complains when I say that I have absolutely no money to buy myself water
,” said the rat in an interview. “We were all cool when we were little, then he got into his teenage phase, and it has yet to finish.”
Every rat needs a cat friend. It really works out well when you are almost the same size and even color-coordinate. I know, some people say that cats will eat rats, but does this rat look like he’s being digested? With Olivia
I know, he looks cute. Believe me, he is anything but. Just look at that horribly pointy snout. Perfect material for stabbing innocent other rats, isn’t it? And look at his expression. It’s the one of someone who disapproves of you existing. Then he has his paws on hips. This is an aggressive move that obviously means “I want to murder you in your sleep tonight. Hahahahahaha! It will be so much fun to watch you as you realize that I actually am a violent killer and not what I tell other people about me being a nice pacifist.”
Mojave loves his hammock. Can’t you see it in his eyes? He should marry it.
Although I think I would worry if there was a worm living in Mojave’s cage. I mean, how did it get in there? And how in the world did it manage to take a picture, since last I checked, worms don’t have thumbs.
Everybody needs a happy place. Mojave likes this nice place where he can feel the relaxing feeling of having his water bottle drip all over him. He also likes to look at his food dish and shove his litter into it.
Mojave’s face is so awful that it must be censored.
Mojave, the brother of the esteemed and beloved King Negev, floats in front of a lit-up light fixture that looks strangely similar to Sinai’s “pool”. (See Sinai’s Pool
This is a genuine photo of Mojave dancing around thinking his evil thoughts. Need anymore proof?