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A Sinai Tale #12: 299 WORD AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF SINAI

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In celebration of this being the 100th post tagged “Sinai,” Sinai has written a short 299 word autobiography so that you can know more about her. #sinai


Me was born on top of cloud which floated down to earth. Me was an adorable baby. Me was black and white with little black spot. However sadly, when me floated down to earth, me ugly sister known as Swanyay suddenly appeared on me cloud. She say, “Sinai, because you be such a darling angle* of a child, you must have me as you sister! It is the only way.” I try to push her off of cloud so she don’t bug me no more, but suddenly me mommy appear and tell me, with tears in her eyes, that it was decreed at me birth that me should have pain-in-the-tail sister to bring me down to earth. Ya, like I need that– me has giant floaty cloud! Anyhow, me accept that ugly Swanyay be my sister and no way to get rid of her. : ( Ya so after that, me reach earth with me ugly sister. Me arrived at huge golden palace, which was obviously meant to be owned by me. Me move in and me was even kind enough to give Swanyay her own room, which was in the room with the horses. Anyhow, week after me arrive, old cranky man come to palace and start yelling me for “trespassing”, wutever that is. Well, me arrested him, and he is still serving his time for insulting the divine ruler of the world. After me got over that incident, me continued to grow and blossom in my shiny castle. The only problems I had was when Swanyay didn’t clean my room, which happened very often actually. But then I threatened to arrest her, and now she always be cleaning me room on time. I continue to be good and kind, and now me is Divine ruler of Everything.

the End!

*Note: Me really was an angle when me was a baby. Me was an acute angle.

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C

This is a very special post. And not just because the title is only one seemingly random character long. (Believe me, that ‘C’ is not random at all.) But what’s the big deal about having a single character as a title? Musicians do this all the time with their albums. (+, 4, etc.) It is, in fact, special for an entirely other reason. Although, it could be argued that having the shortest post title on this website so far does make it rather significant.

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Pray do tell, how is this post special or out of the ordinary? I am very interested in learning the answer to this perplexing question.

However, having the third letter of the alphabet as a title is not very… out of the ordinary. It’s something that could happen again. It could even become normal to have all posts on this website be called ‘C’, or perhaps to spice it up sometimes, ‘The Letter Before D and After B.’ However, the thing that makes this post so special is something that will never happen again ever on sinaithegreat.wordpress.com. NEVER. I’m not lying. You can only have a one hundredth post once.

100

Pictured above: The number which this post is. If you cannot read Arabic numerals, it is one hundred.

Yes, that’s right, this is the one hundredth post! One hundred is a big number because that is 1/200 of Sinai’s weight (10 tons, in case you don’t feel like doing math). Actually, that is a very small number. Never mind.

Despite being a rather small number, one hundred is still significant, if only for the fact that it is a perfect square. Also, that upside down, it is the number 1, which looks like a capital ‘I’, which appears twice in Sinai’s name (when it is capitalized). It is the first number with three digits, too. And, again, it is 1/200 of Sinai’s weight, which is cool, because anything associated with Sinai is automatically cool (except for Soigné). She’s like a coolness magnet. In fact, she might have swallowed one of those when she was just a little baby who could fit in the palm of your hand. Sinai has always had a vague memory of swallowing something metal when she was a tiny ratling.

Sinai and her "dreamy" eyes that look actually kind of creepy.

I love Sinai. She makes everything (except for her sister) automatically hot and trending. Like look at this picture. If this was any other rat, you would probably be grossed out at the sleepy looking rodent and the bad case of bedhead. However, as this is Sinai, it looks great. (I can’t say so for the rat in the front, though.)

As this is the one hundredth post, it feels like something special should be done? But what? I’ve already shown you an exclusive picture of Sinai sleeping. I’ve already mentioned Sinai’s name, which has a very soothing sound to it, multiple times. I’ve already had the common courtesy to even post a post today. Sinai hasn’t given me permission to post another picture of her, so I guess what I will have to do is post a FUN and EXCLUSIVE poll! How delightful, and positively exciting! You can find the poll below. Have fun, and enjoy your gift from me (and also partially Sinai)!

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