Dear Book of Me,
Today I sat on Soigné. Then I sat on Soigné. After that, I sat on Soigné. I sat on her for a very long period of time. Then she sat on me! Just kidding, I sat on her. Ha ha. While I was sitting on Soigné, I ate my food. It was very good, but not as good as sitting on Soigné. I find it to be very enjoyable and relaxing to sit on Soigné. Do you know what is also very fun to do? Sitting on my sister. It is soothing and relaxes me after a long day of sitting on Soigné.
Yours sitting on Soigné,
SINAI THE GREAT, DIVINE RULER OF EVERYTHING (WHICH INCLUDES SITTING ON SOIGNÉ)
I also sat on this lamp. Sitting on Soigné was funner, though.