Negev has yet to name this story, but he has decided to exclusively release it to the readers of his dear friend, Sinai’s blog! This is the final draft, so if anyone has any good ideas about what to name the story, it would be lovely if he or she could comment them. Negev is really stumped about that and would appreciate any help. By the way, Negev has already got an agent and a private publishing house, so, sadly, he does not need all of you loving fans to help him on getting it published.
Chapter I: The Cute and Funny Rat
Once upon a time, there be a cute and funny rat named Negev. He be cute and very funny, also cute!
Chapter II: How Cute The Cute and Funny Rat Was
He be very cute and quite funny as well. He be bursting at seams from all his cuteness and funniness!
Chapter III: Were Other Rats Jealous of This Extraordinarily Cute and Funny Rat
Chapter IV: What The Jealous Rats Did
They wicked ones sent cute and very funny rat evil letters about how he need his earwax removed and what good a laser hair removal would do for him. Also things about his “bad credit scores.”
Chapter V: What the Cute and Funny Rat Did To Those Evil Jealous Rats.
Them heads got chopped off.
~ THE END ~
About The Author
Negev is a charming tan and white rat currently living in his magic cloud castle with his brother/servant, Mojave. He does not like his brother, but he finds him quite useful in doing household chores. Negev has a major in English from The Negev School of Grammar. If you liked his story, send lots of money, presents, money, food, bars of gold, money, and money to 1 Desert Rd., Rattus, Cage. (Please no clothing or healthy stuff.)