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A Poem about Sinai’s Belly

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I really like Sinai’s belly
It jiggles a lot like jelly
Sinai is a cute rat
She is also very fat
I love Sinai so much
Her belly I want to touch
This poem is so great
P.S. So is Sinai’s belly

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A Sinai Tale #13: The Rat Who Thought She Was More Important Than Her Sister (Even Though She Wasn’t) and What Happened to This Horribly Stuck-up Rodent

Soigné was a very ugly rodent child. She was white and black (ugh!) with normal-sized ears (ew!), buckteeth (nasty!), and a booger problem (disgusting!). She also smelled like the town dump.

Everyone acknowledged that Soigné was ugly. Well, not everyone really. Soigné didn’t think she was that ugly. In fact, she thought she was quite nice looking, even though she was obviously not.

Soigné had a rat sister whose name was Sinai. Sinai was the exact opposite of her sister. While Soigné could only speak in grunts, Sinai eloquently strung words together into beautiful examples of perfect English. Soigné’s belly was very small; Sinai’s was quite large and jiggly. And last of all, Sinai was internationally beloved by the masses, while Soigné couldn’t walk to the grocery store without getting tomatoes thrown at her head.

The horrible Soigné also had some behavioral problems. For example, she sometimes bit the paper-rat when he was too late delivering the paper (thus causing the paper-rat to not ever want to deliver it). She also occasionally stole clothing out of department stores and then blamed Sinai for her crimes. Sometimes, she even attempted to be in the same area of her more dignified sister, Sinai!

After a while, Sinai got sick of her sister acting like a crazy psycho, so she sat on her face, and all her Soigné-related troubles ended right there and then.

The end.

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Sinai’s Big, Beautiful Belly

As you probably all know, Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything, has a very nice sized stomach. It is pleasantly plump, but not so big that it distracts from Sinai’s equally beautiful face that everyone loves to look at (all day, every day). Not only that, but it is a different color than the rest of her body. Also, there is a little black spot on it, and that is extremely cute. (Soigné, Sinai’s demented sister, also has a little black spot on her tummy. It is actually slightly bigger than Sinai’s, but it doesn’t count because Soigné is not a real rat. She is a blood-sucking demon from the underworld dressed in a rat costume.) The sad thing is, not many people have seen this lovely belly of Sinai. It is hard for Sinai to show off her tummy, as it is rather inconveniently placed so that whenever she does pretty much any normal action, her chubby abdomen is hidden. This is very tragic because Sinai really does have a very attractive belly. Luckily, we were able to find some nice pictures of Sinai’s delightful tummy so that you are able to fully appreciate the Divine Ruler of Everything and all her great features.

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Please ignore the killer demon lurking in the background. Instead, focus on the cute black and white rat in the foreground, who is not only more attractive, but also a happier and less depressing subject.

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Sinai is very good at dancing, as you can obviously see. Thankfully, there is no evil demon rodent in this picture. Thank Sinai the Great! I hate seeing beautiful photos of Sinai being ruined by some rude and very impolite rat demon who doesn’t even have enough respect to move out.

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Sinai has such an amazing paw. But she has an even more amazing belly, no?

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What did you say? This is not Sinai’s belly? What are you talking about? This is a close up of it. It’s totally not, like… the sky, or something. Definitely. What would ever make you think that?

A white and black rat who is actually pretty cute drinking some water.

Now this is definitely not Sinai’s tummy. No, it is the evil Soigné showing off her miserable excuse for a belly. Ugh. She can’t even drink water the right way. Doesn’t she know you’re supposed to tilt your head upside down?

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