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give me a high five

high five

yo good job on that annoying meowing! you almost be annoying as me when i get separated from podge. imma let you slap my paw now to make you feel good about yourself!

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#SELFIETIME

#selfietime2

HELLO WORLD. It is I, Podge Whinene-Katt. I am so attractive. Look at me rolling on the floor. Yeah, I know the picture quality isn’t that good, but who cares when it’s of an attractive cat like me?

#selfietime1

What is this strange box thing with the funny light that flashes in my face? Hello?

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Hodge and Podge Interview Each Other

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Hodge: Hello, Podge, I am going to be interviewing you today.
Podge: Um, no I am interviewing you!
Hodge: No, I’m interviewing you.
Podge: Actually, I’m pretty sure I’m interviewing you.
Hodge: The name of the post is “Hodge and Podge Interview Each Other!” My name is first, so it’s me interviewing you!
Podge: No, we’re supposed to interview each other . . . that means that I’m interviewing you!
Hodge: So you admit that I am interviewing you?
Podge: No!
Hodge: Yes you do!
Podge: No, I said I was interviewing you! Not you were interviewing me!
Hodge: But you said we were interviewing each other. That means I’m interviewing you.
Podge: No, I’m interviewing you.
Hodge: I am not being interviewed.
Podge: Yes you are. I’m doing it right now.
Hodge: Stop interviewing me! I’m interviewing you!
Podge: No you’re not!
Hodge: Yes I am!
Podge: No!
Hodge: Yes!
Podge: No!
Hodge: Yes!
Podge: No!
Hodge: Yes!
Anonymous Bystander: Oooooh, a catfight!
Hodge: Shut up!
Podge: Don’t use that word!
Anonymous Bystander: Is it . . . your pet peeve? HAHAHAHA!!!!
Hodge: AGH!
Podge: You make me–
Anonymous Bystander: Make you want to claw your eyes out? Hahaha!
Hodge: Now why would I ever do that? I only want to claw your eyes out!
Podge: No, I get to claw his eyes out!
Hodge: But I claimed it first!
Podge: Well I came up with the idea first!
Hodge: No you didn’t; I did.
Podge: Uh uh.
Hodge: Uh huh.
Podge: Nuh uh.
Hodge: I am not lying!
Podge: Yes you are.
Hodge: No, you are.
Podge: No I’m not. You are.
Hodge: You’re the one who’s lying.
Podge: I did not lie!
Hodge: Yes you did.
Podge: No I didn’t.

Hodge and Podge continued arguing for seven more hours, much to the amusement of the Anonymous Bystander.

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