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Sinai’s New Years Resolutions!

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Me know that me is already the most wonderful rat to ever live, but how can me become even better?

Sinai is 99% the perfect rat. She’s attractive, nice, witty, cute, generous, loving, lovable, funny, humorous, intelligent, smart, pretty, kind, likeable, friendly, jiggly, chumpy, chubalicious, splendid, delicious, scrumptious, beautiful, good, great, selfless, wonderful, trustworthy, respectful, fantastic, chubby, interesting, fascinating, sinailicious, choopy, fabulous, fantabulous, incredible, a genius, brave, remarkable, lovely, knowledgeable, well-organized, creative, responsible, internationally beloved, peaceful, hard-working, fat,  confident, honest, and humble. However, she is still not perfect! Sinai thinks that with her resolutions for 2014, she will become 100% perfect.

Sinai’s Resolutions

  1. Me need money. Me make a lot of money (as in a couple trillion dollars) next year! It no matter how the money comes into my possession.
  2. Me should be more rude to Soigné so that she become more obedient and responding to my commands.
  3. Me really no like going to gym. Me will call up a demolition team and get them to demolish the gym! Then me no have to go!
  4. Me will convince all of the doubters that me really is a very humble rat! Me no know why they no believe me!
  5. Me will spray my nasty sister, Soigné, with lots of perfume so that she stops smelling like nasty latex.*
  6. Me not a very happy rat. Me will secretly record videos of Soigné doing embarrassing things and watch these videos in my free time to make me laugh.
  7. Me has wasted a lot of my time this year, so me will wake up one minute earlier than my normal time next year. Then me have lower wasted time to productive time ratio!
  8. Me gained twenty pounds this year . . . that is not enough! Me will gain fifty pounds in 2014!
  9. Yup, otherwise, me pretty much flawless.

* this is a true fact, Soigné actually does smell like latex.

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A Beautiful Haiku About Sinai

Sinai is pretty
She is so pretty, attractive, interesting, nice, kindly, funny, sweet, likeable, loveable, adorable, chumpy, delightful, sinailicious, good, great, wonderful, admirable, internationally-beloved, cute, fuzzy, fluffy, delicious, chucka-y, skilled, talented, smart, witty, intelligent, knowledgable, exciting, and friendly.
That five syllables

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Sinai: The True or False Quiz (That You Better Pass!)

Ever wonder if you really knew that much about Sinai? Well, I’m sure you think you know very much about her, but how can you be sure? I mean, wouldn’t it be horrid if you really didn’t know much at all about Sinai, and you had gone around telling everyone that you did (which is technically lying, since you don’t know that much about her), and you had to face the consequences of saying untrue words? Luckily you will not have to do that (unless you have already told your friends all about your knowledge of Sinai; in that case, we cannot help you). Just take this simple true or false quiz, and then wait, oh, I’d say, a couple weeks, give or take a few, for the answer key to be posted. Once it is posted, you can check your answers and get a score to see how much you know about the one and only Sinai. You can even “learn” from your mistakes and discover more about the world’s best rat ever! (P.S. If you fail, you may or may not have a very unfortunate fate bestowed upon you by the powers that be.)

SINAI: THE TRUE OR FALSE QUIZ

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Oh what a sad picture. In case you are unsure as to what is happening here, it is Soigné smushing the dear and beloved O Wonderful One, Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything. Boo hoo.

1.) Sinai is an adorable little child rat. She has a big, cute tummy with a little black dot on it, and she smells super delicious (not in the edible way). Her fur is a lovely shade of SinaiBlaak™, which nicely complements her darling jumbo-sized ears. Her voice is very soothing to the ears, and her tail is a charming multi-colored shade. Her whiskers are long and fluffy, and her nose is adorable and light pink. Everyone wants to look like Sinai. How many durians does Bobby-Hector have in his school satchel?

a.) True
b.) False

2.) Soigné = oiaudfoiadsufoicn

a.) True
b.) False

3.) Does Bobby-Hector’s school satchel smell very bad from holding all those durians?

a.) True
b.) False

4.) Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai

a.) True
b.) False

5.) Soigné farted on Sinai’s face? How much money should Sinai sue Soigné for?

a.) True
b.) False

6.) Soigné is being a huge p.i.t.m.t (pain in the monochromatic tail). Sinai doesn’t want to get involved with court. How can she effectively get rid of Soigné for at least one day without doing anything super violent?

a.) True
b.) False

7.) You are going to pass this test.

a.) True
b.) False

8.) The idea that Sinai hates Soigné is just a show-act. In reality, Sinai quite likes her dear sister. She only pretends to hate her for publicity and attention. Also, Soigné does not act like the p.i.t.m.t. that Sinai portrays her to  be.

a.) True
b.) False

9.) Sinai ate all of the durian that Bobby-Hector had stored in his school satchel, and now her breath smells absolutely horrid. No one wants to be within ten miles of her.

a.) True
b.) False

10.) I love Sinai, you love Sinai, he/she/it loves Sinai, we love Sinai, you love Sinai, they love Sinai. EVERYONE LOVES SINAI!

a.) True
b.) False

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CANDY (A Poem by Sinai)

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I like candy
Candy is very good
My mommy won’t let me have candy
Because apparently rats can’t have candy
I like candy but I can’t eat it, and I am very sad because I want to eat it
Sometimes I wonder why I like candy when I have never eaten it
I still like candy
Candy is very good

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