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How to drink water like a pro

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Podge never did understand why all of the other cats drank out of the big hole.
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Sinai’s Big, Beautiful Belly

As you probably all know, Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything, has a very nice sized stomach. It is pleasantly plump, but not so big that it distracts from Sinai’s equally beautiful face that everyone loves to look at (all day, every day). Not only that, but it is a different color than the rest of her body. Also, there is a little black spot on it, and that is extremely cute. (Soigné, Sinai’s demented sister, also has a little black spot on her tummy. It is actually slightly bigger than Sinai’s, but it doesn’t count because Soigné is not a real rat. She is a blood-sucking demon from the underworld dressed in a rat costume.) The sad thing is, not many people have seen this lovely belly of Sinai. It is hard for Sinai to show off her tummy, as it is rather inconveniently placed so that whenever she does pretty much any normal action, her chubby abdomen is hidden. This is very tragic because Sinai really does have a very attractive belly. Luckily, we were able to find some nice pictures of Sinai’s delightful tummy so that you are able to fully appreciate the Divine Ruler of Everything and all her great features.

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Please ignore the killer demon lurking in the background. Instead, focus on the cute black and white rat in the foreground, who is not only more attractive, but also a happier and less depressing subject.

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Sinai is very good at dancing, as you can obviously see. Thankfully, there is no evil demon rodent in this picture. Thank Sinai the Great! I hate seeing beautiful photos of Sinai being ruined by some rude and very impolite rat demon who doesn’t even have enough respect to move out.

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Sinai has such an amazing paw. But she has an even more amazing belly, no?

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What did you say? This is not Sinai’s belly? What are you talking about? This is a close up of it. It’s totally not, like… the sky, or something. Definitely. What would ever make you think that?

A white and black rat who is actually pretty cute drinking some water.

Now this is definitely not Sinai’s tummy. No, it is the evil Soigné showing off her miserable excuse for a belly. Ugh. She can’t even drink water the right way. Doesn’t she know you’re supposed to tilt your head upside down?

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