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Hodge Podge

Note: Sorry about not posting. Last week was production week for the play I was in, so I didn’t have time to update the website. : ( I will try to be more consistent now.


Recently, Olivia discovered something extraordinarily amazing and life changing: she is not the only cat in the world!

Up until that moment, Olivia had thought herself the last of her species. But that is apparently not so, as two very large grey tabby kittens walked into her life only yesterday.

At first, Olivia was confused. How can it be that I am not the only pointy-eared, pointy-toothed, furry-tailed, purring being in this world? she asked herself. Also, why are my look-a-likes printed in black and white and not in full colour?

But then the very large grey tabby kittens introduced themselves, and Olivia understood: she was not the only cat, she had just been stolen away from the other cats when she was a young kitten! Either that, or she had simply forgotten all the other cats she had once known. Probably the latter.

And now let us meet Olivia’s newest cat acquaintances…

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Hodge is half of the pair of very large grey tabby kittens that Olivia met yesterday. He likes to purr loudly twenty-three hours of the day and sits on his tail the other hour. During his free-time, he sings soprano for his local community cat singers group. His favorite toy is anything that dangles from the air, including his brother’s tail.

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Podge is the other half of the pair of very large grey tabby kittens. He likes sitting underneath beds and ambush unsuspecting passerby and using pieces of kitty litter as toys. Sometimes he even checks himself out in the mirror, that is how attractive he thinks he is!

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Olivia Lost Her Hairbrush!

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Olivia is having troubles finding her beloved hairbrush, which appears to have disappeared. She is sure she left it on her pillow when she last used it, but it is not to be found!

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What will Olivia do without her trusty hot pink hairbrush?! She hasn’t found it after searching for hours, and is feeling quite drpressed.
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Olivia Reflects On The World

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Olivia reflecting on the world and the universe.

Hello. I am Olivia. Today, I reflected on the universe. I have reached several conclusions thanks to my reflections. Here are the conclusions I have reached. There are eleven, in case you can’t count.

1. I am a cat.
2. I am a feline.
3. I am related to lions.
4. I go meow.
5. The Queen of England is the queen of England.
6. I am an orangish color.
7. I have fur.
8. Sinai is a rat.
9. Soigné is also a rat.
10. I am Olivia.
11. I like to eat.

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Olivia Loves Her Brand New 100% Egyptian Cotton Very Loose Hip Hop Shirt That Only Cost $120!

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Olivia poses with her genuine hip hop shirt by Kanye West. As you can see, the word “Kanye” is silk-screened (not written in permanent marker) in the inside of the collar. In case you are wondering, the stuff that is written underneath Kanye’s name is not a Hanes label. It is… decoration.

Recently, Olivia ordered an amazing and quite inexpensive shirt online. It is called the hip hop shirt, and it just arrived today. Even though she has only worn it for a couple minutes, Olivia already knows that she is going to really love her hip hop shirt.

The hip hop shirt is a beautiful and very high quality t-shirt that is totally worth the meagerly amount of $120 that you have to pay to get it. The hip hop shirt is so beautiful because it is white, and white is a very simple color. It also does not have anything on it (except for the word ‘Kanye’ written inside of it), which makes it even cooler because minimalism is trendy. Some people might say that paying $120 for a plain white t-shirt is ridiculous, but this is no ordinary plain white t-shirt. It has ribbing on the neckline. It is 100% Egyptian cotton, which is way better than regular cotton. Regular cotton is for losers! It is also very loose (it is larger than Olivia’s entire body), but that just makes you look more hip-hoppy, if you get what I’m saying. The shirt also has Kanye’s name silk-screened on the inside of its collar, which distinguishes it from wannabes. Olivia has already seen a few people who are wearing look-a-likes (which confuses her, because why would anyone not want to buy the genuine hip hop shirt?), but if she asks to see the inside of the collar, she knows that she will be able to tell if they are wearing the real thing or not.

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Here is Olivia wearing her hip hop shirt while facing North West. Even though her very loose shirt lets in tons of drafts, she still loves it because… well, because.

Olivia finds it strange to see how many people are wearing rip-offs of Kanye’s shirt. Everywhere she goes, all she sees are white t-shirts that look like Kanye’s from the outside, yet do not have his name on the inside. She finds it very aggravating. It’s not like the shirt costs that much money. Why can’t people just buy the real thing?

I bet the person in this stock photo isn’t wearing a real Kanye West shirt. Ugh, cheap people. They disgust me.

Olivia likes to wear her hip hop shirt with no pants (as it is very large and pretty much covers that half of her), and it makes her feel like a hip hop cat. Sometimes, she puts her chains on, and it makes her feel even more hip hop-ish.

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Thanks, Kanye! You really make me feel like a rapper cat. I don’t know how I’d go around if I wore another white shirt.

Overall, Olivia has been quite satisfied with her purchase. She would definitely purchase another shirt (perhaps in dark navy this time), but unfortunately every item in Kanye’s clothing line (which includes Kanye Jeans, only $265, and a couple sweatshirts that sell for $280) is sold out. Which is just too bad because Olivia really needs a sweatshirt to warm her up (again, she gets drafts in her very loose hip hop shirt), and she doesn’t know how she could get along with a sweatshirt that isn’t designed by Kanye West. She certainly wouldn’t feel like a hip hop cat then.

At some indefinite point in the future – Should these people change their band’s name to ‘Hip Hop Shirts’?

That actually has a pretty nice ring to it. 

Also, Is Taylor Swift planning on selling a $1200 white/dark navy “Country Pop Dress” to steal Kanye’s profits? Has she even started designing it yet?

Yo Kanye, I’m really happy for your bank account, and Imma let you finish, but BEYONCÉ WOULD RATHER WEAR MY COUNTRY POP DRESS THAN YOUR STUPID HIP HOP SHIRT.

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C

This is a very special post. And not just because the title is only one seemingly random character long. (Believe me, that ‘C’ is not random at all.) But what’s the big deal about having a single character as a title? Musicians do this all the time with their albums. (+, 4, etc.) It is, in fact, special for an entirely other reason. Although, it could be argued that having the shortest post title on this website so far does make it rather significant.

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Pray do tell, how is this post special or out of the ordinary? I am very interested in learning the answer to this perplexing question.

However, having the third letter of the alphabet as a title is not very… out of the ordinary. It’s something that could happen again. It could even become normal to have all posts on this website be called ‘C’, or perhaps to spice it up sometimes, ‘The Letter Before D and After B.’ However, the thing that makes this post so special is something that will never happen again ever on sinaithegreat.wordpress.com. NEVER. I’m not lying. You can only have a one hundredth post once.

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Pictured above: The number which this post is. If you cannot read Arabic numerals, it is one hundred.

Yes, that’s right, this is the one hundredth post! One hundred is a big number because that is 1/200 of Sinai’s weight (10 tons, in case you don’t feel like doing math). Actually, that is a very small number. Never mind.

Despite being a rather small number, one hundred is still significant, if only for the fact that it is a perfect square. Also, that upside down, it is the number 1, which looks like a capital ‘I’, which appears twice in Sinai’s name (when it is capitalized). It is the first number with three digits, too. And, again, it is 1/200 of Sinai’s weight, which is cool, because anything associated with Sinai is automatically cool (except for Soigné). She’s like a coolness magnet. In fact, she might have swallowed one of those when she was just a little baby who could fit in the palm of your hand. Sinai has always had a vague memory of swallowing something metal when she was a tiny ratling.

Sinai and her "dreamy" eyes that look actually kind of creepy.

I love Sinai. She makes everything (except for her sister) automatically hot and trending. Like look at this picture. If this was any other rat, you would probably be grossed out at the sleepy looking rodent and the bad case of bedhead. However, as this is Sinai, it looks great. (I can’t say so for the rat in the front, though.)

As this is the one hundredth post, it feels like something special should be done? But what? I’ve already shown you an exclusive picture of Sinai sleeping. I’ve already mentioned Sinai’s name, which has a very soothing sound to it, multiple times. I’ve already had the common courtesy to even post a post today. Sinai hasn’t given me permission to post another picture of her, so I guess what I will have to do is post a FUN and EXCLUSIVE poll! How delightful, and positively exciting! You can find the poll below. Have fun, and enjoy your gift from me (and also partially Sinai)!

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Olivia Defines the Meaning of Life

What is the meaning of life? No one knows. Or at least, no one used to. Olivia Mewerly, who just so happens to be a cat, now says that she knows the answer to this tough question, and she is willing to share it.

So what is it? According to Olivia, the meaning of life is… catnip. When asked to elaborate, Olivia states, “I’m a cat, which means that I’ve lived way more lives than any of the humans out ther have. I’m on my seventh life now, and so far, the only thing in common between all my lives is catnip. Also that I have always been a cat. But everyone already knows that cats are the most important animals. However, the fact is that every time I have changed lives, I have kept onto my love of catnip. The other things come and go, but catnip is consistent. Also, the letters in ‘CATNIP’, or 3+1+20+14+9+16, add up to 63. 63 backwards is 36, and the square root of 36 is 6, which is the number of letters in ‘CATNIP’, which is PINTAC backwards, and pins and tacks hold everything together. Therefore, catnip is the meaning of life.”

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Pictured above: The historical moment that everybody has been waiting for since first life has come: the meaning of life has been discovered by none other than a cute cat reflecting on her past lives.

Some people (i.e. Dr. S. I. Naithegreat) have questioned Olivia’s thoughts on this question. (Dr. S. I. Naithegreat wonders if Olivia being a cat has put any bias into this answer. She personally thinks that the meaning of life has something more to do with worshipping cute, furry rats whose names start with ‘S’ and rhyme with ‘Tie Buy Fee Trait’, but that’s just her personal opinion.) However, most who have heard this sudden realization (which was not many up to now) have generally accepted it. Dr. S. Waunyay Iztoatilee-Ronnandnotsainuy, for example, has been quoted saying: “I believe Olivia. There’s absolutely no chance that she could be wrong. Not a single chance, nope.”

Olivia says that she is now spending her time figuring out the image of time and if there is really an afterlife/afterlives (for cats). Perhaps she will find an answer to yet anoth Iztoer one of life’s biggest questions in the future.

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