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What Olivia Thinks of You

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What could she be thinking?!

Ever wonder what goes on in a cat’s brain? What do cats think about you? Well luckily for you, Olivia, one of Sinai’s (feline) friends, has decided to reveal the answer to this huge secret. If you are very sensitive and easily offended, it is recommended that you do not read this or ever attempt to communicate with a feline, as you will probably walk away from either of these experiences very butthurt.


Hi, I am Olivia. I am going to tell you what I think about you. If you want the simple answer, I think you are useless except for providing thumbs and food when I need them. If you want the complex answer, I think you are mean for not allowing me unrestricted access to said thumbs and food. Also, you are creepy for looking at that picture of me. Stop staring, you creep. Finally, I think you are ugly for not having luscious fur like I do. All you have is a bald face and also no tail. Very unattractive

Olivia the Cat (from an interview with an unamed human curious about cats’ thoughts)

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