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SINAI’S NEW BEST FRIEND! *** BREAKING NEWS *** (The Book of Sinai Entry #4)

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Who knew?! Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything (AKA YOUR FAVORITE RAT EVER) has a new best friend!

Sinai has always been a good friend. She was best friends with King Negev, Boss of You, Ruler of the World, and Master of the Universe, for a very long time. However, she just recently (as in sixty minutes ago) discovered who she calls “the rat I never noticed until now.” Now that she has found this rat, she is super ecstatic. She can’t wait to hang out with her new bestie and do all the things that bff’s do that she wasn’t able to do with Negev (because he is dead). She is also very surprised at herself for not noticing the wonderful rodent until just an hour ago.

So who is this new best friend of Sinai’s? Is it some fan or hers, or a friend who she just never hung out with? She’s neither. Hold onto your socks (if you have any on), because you’ll never believe who Sinai’s new best friend is. Below is a picture of she who is now Sinai’s best friend.

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Yes, that is right. SOIGNÉ is Sinai’s new best friend. Who would have thought?! As I cannot personally explain Sinai’s change of mind (I still can’t believe it), I will leave it to Sinai’s diary to explain it. (Click to view full size.)

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Meet Sinai’s Armadillo Friend

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Sinai does not really know what its name is (or its gender), but she is pretty sure that she and this armadillo are now best friends. (Actually, Sinai already has a best friend and a second-best friend, so technically they are best-on-one-side-third-best-on-the-other friends.) Because they are best-on-one-side-third-best-on-the-other friends, Sinai needed a name for her best-on-one-side-third-best-on-the-other friend, so (because she didn’t know its real name) she decided to temporarily call it Sinai’s Armadillo Friend (or S.A.F.). If anyone has its birth certificate or personal identification papers, please notify Soigné right away so she can read them and tell Sinai this very important information. In case you don’t already have Sinai’s public phone number memorized, it is (123) LUV SISI.

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