yo good job on that annoying meowing! you almost be annoying as me when i get separated from podge. imma let you slap my paw now to make you feel good about yourself!
Hodge sees very strange things while sitting in the sink
Sometimes, your foot is just so dirty that there’s no time to sit in a more conventional manner.
Hodge always knew he was going to be a diva when he grew up. It was just a question of when.
The perfect way to spend a lovely afternoon.
Hodge has been told before that cat carriers are the making of the Bad Dog Deep in the Ground, but he can’t seem to understand why. He has one himself, and he has found that he rather likes it. Not only is it lined with a towel (in a shade of green that nicely complements his eyes), it also has floor-to-ceiling windows and a skylight! Plus, it is just the right size so that he can sit in it, but Podge can’t. (Which is nice, as Podge does not smell very good.)
WHAT IS THIS LONG FURRY THING WAVING IN THE AIR? I MUST PLAY WITH IT… WHILE REMAINING INSIDE OF MY CAT CARRIER!
HELLO WORLD. It is I, Podge Whinene-Katt. I am so attractive. Look at me rolling on the floor. Yeah, I know the picture quality isn’t that good, but who cares when it’s of an attractive cat like me?
What is this strange box thing with the funny light that flashes in my face? Hello?
Me know that me is already the most wonderful rat to ever live, but how can me become even better?
Sinai is 99% the perfect rat. She’s attractive, nice, witty, cute, generous, loving, lovable, funny, humorous, intelligent, smart, pretty, kind, likeable, friendly, jiggly, chumpy, chubalicious, splendid, delicious, scrumptious, beautiful, good, great, selfless, wonderful, trustworthy, respectful, fantastic, chubby, interesting, fascinating, sinailicious, choopy, fabulous, fantabulous, incredible, a genius, brave, remarkable, lovely, knowledgeable, well-organized, creative, responsible, internationally beloved, peaceful, hard-working, fat, confident, honest, and humble. However, she is still not perfect! Sinai thinks that with her resolutions for 2014, she will become 100% perfect.
Sinai’s Resolutions
* this is a true fact, Soigné actually does smell like latex.