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Hodge’s Frozen Yogurt Bar

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Two very hungry looking cats who obviously need some tasty FROZEN YOGURT

 As everyone knows, Hodge is amazing at creating frozen yogurt that tastes delicious. At least three cats beg Hodgie-boy each day for his tasty and totally nutritious frozen yogurt, so he figured, why not make a frozen yogurt bar (where he can at least get a profit). After about two months of convincing the town to hand over property to a cat, Hodge finally opened Hodge’s Outstanding Delicious Great-frozen-yogurt Eating-place (or HODGE for short) this Sunday.

Hodge offers many amazing flavours at his frozen yogurt bar, including, but not restricted to: Fur, Yummy Tuna, Podge-Flavour, Snot, Whisker Clippings, Friskies® Savory Shreds, Meow Mix® Tender Centers, and the Daily Special. His Podge-Flavour is apparently very accurate to Podge’s actual “taste” and has received rave reviews such as this one by a not suspicious cat, Hodgetta Hodgerson: “5 STARS I LUV IT OMG IT TASTES SO MUCH LIKE PODGE SO GOOD PLS KEEP ON SELLING IT HODGE P.S. U ARE MY HERO!1!!!1! <3” (on doubtfuloriginsreviews.com)

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How Hodge perfected the Podge flavour

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Hodge Podge

Note: Sorry about not posting. Last week was production week for the play I was in, so I didn’t have time to update the website. : ( I will try to be more consistent now.


Recently, Olivia discovered something extraordinarily amazing and life changing: she is not the only cat in the world!

Up until that moment, Olivia had thought herself the last of her species. But that is apparently not so, as two very large grey tabby kittens walked into her life only yesterday.

At first, Olivia was confused. How can it be that I am not the only pointy-eared, pointy-toothed, furry-tailed, purring being in this world? she asked herself. Also, why are my look-a-likes printed in black and white and not in full colour?

But then the very large grey tabby kittens introduced themselves, and Olivia understood: she was not the only cat, she had just been stolen away from the other cats when she was a young kitten! Either that, or she had simply forgotten all the other cats she had once known. Probably the latter.

And now let us meet Olivia’s newest cat acquaintances…

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Hodge is half of the pair of very large grey tabby kittens that Olivia met yesterday. He likes to purr loudly twenty-three hours of the day and sits on his tail the other hour. During his free-time, he sings soprano for his local community cat singers group. His favorite toy is anything that dangles from the air, including his brother’s tail.

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Podge is the other half of the pair of very large grey tabby kittens. He likes sitting underneath beds and ambush unsuspecting passerby and using pieces of kitty litter as toys. Sometimes he even checks himself out in the mirror, that is how attractive he thinks he is!

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