Hodge
I’m so happy to see you
Hodge
Hodge
this totally not staged #hodgeiscute #ilovehodge #hodgerocks
Hodge : Who is the most adorable cat in the world?
Hodge’s tail : How am I supposed to know, I don’t have any eyes!
Hodge : I am!
Hodge’s tail : You are such an egotist.
Hodge : I love you, HODGE
Hodge’s tail : Seriously, stop that. It’s kind of freaky.
Hodge : You are the best and cutest cat ever.
Hodge’s tail : I think I am going to leave now.
Hodge : OW WHAT IS PULLING AT MY RUMP?!
Hodge’s tail : Oops i forgot I’m permanently attached to you.
Hodge : Who is adorable? I am!
Hodge’s tail : Here he goes again.
Hodge : Oh, look it’s my brother! Hello, Podge!
Podge : Oh no don’t tell me you’re talking to your tail again?
Hodge : My tail? Don’t be silly, I’m complimenting myself.
Podge : You are such an egotist!
Hodge’s tail : I know, right?
Podge’s tail : [twitches]
Hodge : WHAT WAS THAT
Podge’s tail : [twitches]
Podge : No, no! Stop twitching!
Hodge : How entrancing, I must play with that twitching furry item!
Podge : Stop, stop!!!!
Hodge : [starts biting Podge’s tail]
Podge’s tail : Help, the devil is after me!
Hodge : Yum yum yum
Hodge’s tail : I am feeling neglected. [twitches]
Hodge : Wow, what’s that?!
Podge : It’s your tail.
Hodge : Don’t be ridiculous, my tail doesn’t twitch that deliciously! [starts biting his own tail]
yo good job on that annoying meowing! you almost be annoying as me when i get separated from podge. imma let you slap my paw now to make you feel good about yourself!