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Smelly Ground (Parody of Holy Ground by Taylor Swift)

farting soigne

Soigné has some very bad gas, as observed by Sinai in the following song.

I was being awesome just the other day
While having coffee not alone
But with this thing named Soigné
Whose nasty fart smelled like Beijing air
(And having a nose I obviously care)
It took off faster than a green light, go
Yeah, you get a clothespin once you already know
I ran away quickly and left my coffee behind
And that was the first time

And dear Me, it was bad
Never breathing again
And right there, where she sat
Was stinky ground.

Sputtering ’cause of all this awful gas, I had this big wide city all to escape
I block the smell of “Gross, P.U.!”
And for the first time, my nose I wanted to lose
And I guess it (finally) ended in the usual way
And the story’s got fart in every page
But sometimes I think I can still smell it now
And I smell that stench in every crowd

‘Cause dear Me, it was bad
Never breathing again
And right there, where she sat
Was smelly ground

Tonight I’m gonna breathe
For all the smells I’ve been through
But I don’t want to breathe
If Soigné’s fart comes with you
Tonight I’m gonna breathe
Like there’s no stench in the room
But I don’t want to breathe
If Soigné’s fart comes with you

It was bad
Never breathing again
And right there, where she sat
Was polluted ground

Tonight I’m gonna breathe
For all the smells I’ve been through
But I don’t want to breathe
If Soigné’s fart comes with you
Tonight I’m gonna breathe
Like there’s no stench in the room
But I don’t want to breathe
If Soigné’s fart comes with you

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Sinai’s New Favorite Song Artist

One day, Sinai discovered that there was something called “music” that was fun to listen to. On that very same day, she discovered that she really likes listening to…Taylor Swift. In fact, she loves Taylor Swift so much now that she feels a need to sniff the air whenever she hears a song by her. Sometimes, Soigné joins her, but not always.


“I like this song a lot! I like it so much that I will climb up the cage bars! Oh yeah, me like!”

(“I Knew You Were Trouble”)

Sinai listens to Speak Now

Forget that song I just heard! I like this one way better! It be my jam!

(“Speak Now”)

Sinai likes Holy Grount

Nah, ‘dis be my jam now. What was my last one, anyways? “Talk Later”, or something? I forgot. I was too busy listening to this.

(“Holy Ground”)

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