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RIP Sinai

9 May 2012 – 21 July 2014

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Sinai: The True or False Quiz (That You Better Pass!)

Ever wonder if you really knew that much about Sinai? Well, I’m sure you think you know very much about her, but how can you be sure? I mean, wouldn’t it be horrid if you really didn’t know much at all about Sinai, and you had gone around telling everyone that you did (which is technically lying, since you don’t know that much about her), and you had to face the consequences of saying untrue words? Luckily you will not have to do that (unless you have already told your friends all about your knowledge of Sinai; in that case, we cannot help you). Just take this simple true or false quiz, and then wait, oh, I’d say, a couple weeks, give or take a few, for the answer key to be posted. Once it is posted, you can check your answers and get a score to see how much you know about the one and only Sinai. You can even “learn” from your mistakes and discover more about the world’s best rat ever! (P.S. If you fail, you may or may not have a very unfortunate fate bestowed upon you by the powers that be.)

SINAI: THE TRUE OR FALSE QUIZ

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Oh what a sad picture. In case you are unsure as to what is happening here, it is Soigné smushing the dear and beloved O Wonderful One, Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything. Boo hoo.

1.) Sinai is an adorable little child rat. She has a big, cute tummy with a little black dot on it, and she smells super delicious (not in the edible way). Her fur is a lovely shade of SinaiBlaak™, which nicely complements her darling jumbo-sized ears. Her voice is very soothing to the ears, and her tail is a charming multi-colored shade. Her whiskers are long and fluffy, and her nose is adorable and light pink. Everyone wants to look like Sinai. How many durians does Bobby-Hector have in his school satchel?

a.) True
b.) False

2.) Soigné = oiaudfoiadsufoicn

a.) True
b.) False

3.) Does Bobby-Hector’s school satchel smell very bad from holding all those durians?

a.) True
b.) False

4.) Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai

a.) True
b.) False

5.) Soigné farted on Sinai’s face? How much money should Sinai sue Soigné for?

a.) True
b.) False

6.) Soigné is being a huge p.i.t.m.t (pain in the monochromatic tail). Sinai doesn’t want to get involved with court. How can she effectively get rid of Soigné for at least one day without doing anything super violent?

a.) True
b.) False

7.) You are going to pass this test.

a.) True
b.) False

8.) The idea that Sinai hates Soigné is just a show-act. In reality, Sinai quite likes her dear sister. She only pretends to hate her for publicity and attention. Also, Soigné does not act like the p.i.t.m.t. that Sinai portrays her to  be.

a.) True
b.) False

9.) Sinai ate all of the durian that Bobby-Hector had stored in his school satchel, and now her breath smells absolutely horrid. No one wants to be within ten miles of her.

a.) True
b.) False

10.) I love Sinai, you love Sinai, he/she/it loves Sinai, we love Sinai, you love Sinai, they love Sinai. EVERYONE LOVES SINAI!

a.) True
b.) False

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