Do you see the ugly white lump whose tail is being touched by the amazing Sinai the Great? DO YOU? Well, if you do, do you think that this ugly white lump whose name is Soigné is harmless? Guess what– it ISN’T! This horribly ugly white lump of fur could possibly cause the end of the world as we know it. That is definitely not harmless. I bet you are wondering how the ugly white lump could end the world. Here’s how…
Soigné the ugly white lump decides she wants to eat a cookie even though she is not hungry.
Soigné the ugly white lump steals her sister’s car to go to the grocery store and get a cookie.
As Soigné backs out of the driveway, she holds up a rat who was bringing ice cream to the local community food cupboard.
The ice cream of the rat who was held up by Soigné the ugly white lump melts.
The rat who was bringing ice cream to the local community food cupboard arrives at his destination with flavored sugary teeth-rotting liquid instead of ice cream.
The community food cupboard does not get ice cream.
The little children rats who were waiting for a special ice cream treat from the local community food cupboard do not get their special treat.
The parent of one of the little children rats gets angry because his daughter did not get her ice cream which she had so desperately wanted.
The parent of the little child girl rat contacts the community food cupboard and learns who did not deliver the ice cream on time. He also receives the address of the rat who did not deliver the ice cream on time.
The parent of the little child girl rat goes to the house of the rat who did not deliver the ice cream on time.
The parent of the little child girl rat yells at the rat who did not deliver the ice cream on time.
The neighbor of the rat who did not deliver the ice cream on time hears the parent of the little child girl rat yelling with a harsh voice at the rat who did not deliver the ice cream on time and thinks the two rats are fighting with guns.
The neighbor of the rat who did not deliver the ice cream on time calls the police.
The police drive to the house of the rat who did not deliver the ice cream on time.
The police arrive and see the parent of the little child girl rat apologising at the rat who did not deliver the ice cream on time for yelling at him.
On the other side of town, a rat robs a cookie warehouse, but is not arrested because the police are all at the house of the rat who did not deliver the ice cream on time.
The rat who robbed the cookie warehouse is able to get back to her stolen car safely.
The rat who robbed the cookie warehouse drives away with the cookies.
The rat who robbed the cookie warehouse is too busy eating cookies and is distracted from the road.
The rat who robbed the cookie warehouse ends up crashing into the car of a genius rat.
The genius rat is seriously injured because of the crash.
The rat who robbed the cookie warehouse sees how injured the genius rat is and drives away into the night.
The genius rat, who was unconscious, is not able to see who crashed her car.
When the genius rat is saved by some paramedics, she cannot tell them who caused her to crash.
The paramedics are not able to tell the police who crashed the genius rat because she did not see the rat.
The police are not able to tell the judge who crashed the genius rat because the paramedics do not know.
The judge cannot solve the case of the genius rat.
The genius rat gets no justice.
The genius rat is mad.
The genius rat funnels her anger towards her nurses while she is in the hospital.
None of the nurses then want to tend to the genius rat.
The genius rat gets even more angry.
When the genius rat leaves the hospital, she starts developing a new weapon that causes spontaneous combustion of anything that is shot at.
The genius rat goes to the hospital, intending to shoot all of the nurses who abandoned her, but loses heart and discards the weapon.
The weapon is left in a dumpster.
A dumpster diver sees the weapon and is curious.
The dumpster diver takes the weapon.
The dumpster diver accidentally shoots the weapon… at the hospital.
The hospital immediately spontaneously combusts.
A sick rat is in an ambulance being rushed to the hospital comes to nothing.
The sick rat is not able to receive treatment.
The sick rat, who was going to reverse global warming if he had lived, dies.
The planet’s climate gets worse instead of better.
Antarctica and the Arctic melt because of the higher temperature.
Rats try to reverse the fad, but cannot because the sick rat has died, and only he held the knowledge to save the world.
Global warming gets even worse.
All the snow melts, causing ocean levels to rise to ridiculous heights.
Many of the major cities in the world are buried underwater.
Inhabitants of those cities move to higher ground.
Populations become denser.
Food production slows because farmland has been lost.
Rats starve because there is no food.
Desperate times cause rats who think they have the solution to global warming to propose ideas which only end up speeding the warming up.
Earth eventually becomes so overheated that rats are no longer able to survive due to a loss of land and food.
ALL BECAUSE OF ONE UGLY WHITE LUMP OF FUR NAMED SOIGNÉ.