this totally not staged #hodgeiscute #ilovehodge #hodgerocks
Hodge : Who is the most adorable cat in the world?
Hodge’s tail : How am I supposed to know, I don’t have any eyes!
Hodge : I am!
Hodge’s tail : You are such an egotist.
Hodge : I love you, HODGE
Hodge’s tail : Seriously, stop that. It’s kind of freaky.
Hodge : You are the best and cutest cat ever.
Hodge’s tail : I think I am going to leave now.
Hodge : OW WHAT IS PULLING AT MY RUMP?!
Hodge’s tail : Oops i forgot I’m permanently attached to you.
Hodge : Who is adorable? I am!
Hodge’s tail : Here he goes again.
Hodge : Oh, look it’s my brother! Hello, Podge!
Podge : Oh no don’t tell me you’re talking to your tail again?
Hodge : My tail? Don’t be silly, I’m complimenting myself.
Podge : You are such an egotist!
Hodge’s tail : I know, right?
Podge’s tail : [twitches]
Hodge : WHAT WAS THAT
Podge’s tail : [twitches]
Podge : No, no! Stop twitching!
Hodge : How entrancing, I must play with that twitching furry item!
Podge : Stop, stop!!!!
Hodge : [starts biting Podge’s tail]
Podge’s tail : Help, the devil is after me!
Hodge : Yum yum yum
Hodge’s tail : I am feeling neglected. [twitches]
Hodge : Wow, what’s that?!
Podge : It’s your tail.
Hodge : Don’t be ridiculous, my tail doesn’t twitch that deliciously! [starts biting his own tail]
Two very hungry looking cats who obviously need some tasty FROZEN YOGURT
As everyone knows, Hodge is amazing at creating frozen yogurt that tastes delicious. At least three cats beg Hodgie-boy each day for his tasty and totally nutritious frozen yogurt, so he figured, why not make a frozen yogurt bar (
where he can at least get a profit). After about two months of convincing the town to hand over property to a cat, Hodge finally opened Hodge’s Outstanding Delicious Great-frozen-yogurt Eating-place (or HODGE for short) this Sunday.
Hodge offers many amazing flavours at his frozen yogurt bar, including, but not restricted to: Fur, Yummy Tuna, Podge-Flavour, Snot, Whisker Clippings, Friskies® Savory Shreds, Meow Mix® Tender Centers, and the Daily Special. His Podge-Flavour is apparently very accurate to Podge’s actual “taste” and has received rave reviews such as this one by a not suspicious cat, Hodgetta Hodgerson: “5 STARS I LUV IT OMG IT TASTES SO MUCH LIKE PODGE SO GOOD PLS KEEP ON SELLING IT HODGE P.S. U ARE MY HERO!1!!!1! <3” (on doubtfuloriginsreviews.com)
How Hodge perfected the Podge flavour
yo good job on that annoying meowing! you almost be annoying as me when i get separated from podge. imma let you slap my paw now to make you feel good about yourself!