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Hodge Podge

Note: Sorry about not posting. Last week was production week for the play I was in, so I didn’t have time to update the website. : ( I will try to be more consistent now.

Recently, Olivia discovered something extraordinarily amazing and life changing: she is not the only cat in the world!

Up until that moment, Olivia had thought herself the last of her species. But that is apparently not so, as two very large grey tabby kittens walked into her life only yesterday.

At first, Olivia was confused. How can it be that I am not the only pointy-eared, pointy-toothed, furry-tailed, purring being in this world? she asked herself. Also, why are my look-a-likes printed in black and white and not in full colour?

But then the very large grey tabby kittens introduced themselves, and Olivia understood: she was not the only cat, she had just been stolen away from the other cats when she was a young kitten! Either that, or she had simply forgotten all the other cats she had once known. Probably the latter.

And now let us meet Olivia’s newest cat acquaintances…


Hodge is half of the pair of very large grey tabby kittens that Olivia met yesterday. He likes to purr loudly twenty-three hours of the day and sits on his tail the other hour. During his free-time, he sings soprano for his local community cat singers group. His favorite toy is anything that dangles from the air, including his brother’s tail.


Podge is the other half of the pair of very large grey tabby kittens. He likes sitting underneath beds and ambush unsuspecting passerby and using pieces of kitty litter as toys. Sometimes he even checks himself out in the mirror, that is how attractive he thinks he is!

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Olivia Talks to Herself


It can be very lonely when one is the only one of a species in a ten mile radius. There are many ways with this sad feeling; Olivia has obviously chosen the not-so-good way.

Olivia : Meow meow meow
Olivia : Miya miya miya
Olivia : Miau miau miau
Olivia : Miaow miaow miaow
Olivia : Miaau miaau miaau
Olivia : Meu meu meu
Olivia : Miaou miaou miaou
Olivia : Miao miao miao
Olivia : Myuk myuk myuk
Olivia : Meaow meaow meaow
Olivia : Mao mao mao
Olivia : Miauw miauw miauw
Olivia : Ngeong ngeong ngeong
Olivia : Miav miav miav
Olivia : Myah myah myah
Olivia : Myau myau myau
Olivia : Mjau mjau mjau
Olivia : Meo meo meo
Olivia : Näu näu näu
Olivia : Miyauv miyauv miyauv
Olivia : Miaw miaw miaw
Olivia : Mew mew mew
Olivia : Mjá mjá mjá
Olivia : Naiou naiou naiou
Olivia : Mijau mijau mijau
Olivia : Miyau miyau miyau

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Olivia Reflects On The World


Olivia reflecting on the world and the universe.

Hello. I am Olivia. Today, I reflected on the universe. I have reached several conclusions thanks to my reflections. Here are the conclusions I have reached. There are eleven, in case you can’t count.

1. I am a cat.
2. I am a feline.
3. I am related to lions.
4. I go meow.
5. The Queen of England is the queen of England.
6. I am an orangish color.
7. I have fur.
8. Sinai is a rat.
9. Soigné is also a rat.
10. I am Olivia.
11. I like to eat.

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Don’t Let the Cat Out of the… Box

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