A QUICK QUIZ BY SINAI
Please carefully think each question through before choosing an answer. There will be nine multiple choice questions and one essay to answer. An answer key will be provided on Sinai’s birthday (May 9th) so you may check your answers. Comment your essay on this article for it to be graded.
Questions #1-4 are based on the above picture. You may also use your outside knowledge to determine an answer.
1.) Who is the most attractive rat in the picture?
C. All of the above
D. None of the above
2.) What color is the rat in the foreground’s fur?
C. White and Black
D. Black and White
3.) What is the full title of the adorable rodent in the background?
A. Sinai The Great, Divine Ruler Of Everything
B. Sinai, Divine Ruler of Everything
C. Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything
D. Sinai the Great, Divine Buler of Everything
4.) Is this question based on the photograph?
C. I don’t know
5.) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A. 40 cords
B. A woodchuck cannot chuck wood
C. A woodchuck has better things to do in life than chucking wood.
D. A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood
6.) Are you going to ace this test?
D. Certainly not!
7.) What is always the answer?
D. Not violence
A. Hdjeba, hznunuuui
C. Iplkemw akdidbdh
D. Sjuq jsh wweris
9.) What is Sinai’s lucky number?
Please answer this question in complete sentences. Comment your final answer below.
Sinai is a very beautiful and attractive rat. She has a most beautiful and delicate multicolored tail, but she also has silky smooth black and white fur. Not only that, but the little black spot on her large and very robust tummy is very charming and eye-catching. Her large ears that classify her as a dumbo rat are to die for, although you might want to stick around to gaze upon her snout.
Please choose what you think is Sinai’s most attractive and endearing feature andwrite about it in the comments below. You may choose one of the provided examples or decide on your own. It’s up to you. Requirements for the essay are:
• Must include reasoning behind your choice
• Must compliment Sinai multiple (ten or more) times
• Must be accurate and not include phony information
• Must paint a detailed picture of Sinai in one’s head
• Must be at least 5 paragraphs long
• Must include the sentence “I like sitting naked in a sewer while eating stinky cheese.”