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A Poem about Sinai’s Belly

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I really like Sinai’s belly
It jiggles a lot like jelly
Sinai is a cute rat
She is also very fat
I love Sinai so much
Her belly I want to touch
This poem is so great
P.S. So is Sinai’s belly

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A Sinai Limerick

There once was a rat named Sinai
Everyone who saw her said “my oh my”
Cuz she was pretty
And smart and real witty
Plus many more adjectives I cannot fit into the limerick rhythm

She was adorable, white and black
Sometimes she gave her sister (Soigné) a light smack
Soigné deserved it
She was a little twit
Sinai, meanwhile, had a pet yak

Everyone loved this lovable rat
She was not skinny, but fat
Fat is good
Soigné was a hood
P.S. Once Sinai ate a cat (jk)

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Ask Sinai #11: Sinai’s Fan Mail!!!

As you may know, Sinai is an internationally beloved rat. Being so internationally beloved, Sinai naturally receives much fan mail. Reading so much fan mail can get quite tiring. (Sometimes, Sinai has to stay up until six to read her fan mail… and she wakes up at 6:30!)

However, there are some fan letters that wake Sinai up when she reads them. Of the millions of letters she has received, these are the ones she has remembered… and here they are!

P.S. These are genuine. The rats who wrote these letters are real, not, oh, you know, fake ones that Sinai has made up.


Dear Sinai

I love you very much! You are my most favorite rat! I love you so very much! I send to you lots of kisses and hugs and love in general. I love you very much! You are a wonderful rat. You are so great! I love you! Your ugly sister is not deserving of you! I love you!

Love,
Siney Sisi XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

P.S. I love you


Hi Sinai!

You are the best! I feel so lucky to have you as my divine ruler of everything. You are a wonderful rat. I named my children after you so that they can have a positive role model in life. I even got my husband to change his name to Sinaio because it is such a lovely name, especially compared to his old one (Swanyayo). I tried to change my name to Sinaia, but my mother won’t let me. Won’t you please write my mother and try to convince her to let me change my name?

Your #1 Fan,

Sinaiaa Dagreatus


Dearest Sinai,

I wrote a poem for you, that is how much I love you.

There once was a rat named Sinai
She was wonderful and perfect and great-ai
I love her
Everyone loves her
She is the bestest rat ever-ai!!!!!

Love from,

Lalalalalailovesinailalalalala Dadadadadadadireallyloveherdadadada


Hello Sinai,

It is I, your horrid and unworthy sister. Yes, I know you do not like me. Believe me, I understand you for feeling that way. I just want to say that I apologise for being such an awful sibling and a disappointment to the family name. I would really like to say I’m sorry for that time last week I breathed in your presence. It was disrespectful of me to do so. I have been practicing feeling emotions so that I will not do that again. I am not very good at feeling, though, so I hope that you will accept my efforts. Also, I have sent you one million gold bars, ten billion bags of yogies, three small continents, $5,000,000,000 in cash, and a giftcard to the local bakery to try and make up for all the times I have been a bad sister.

Yours,

Siognè, yoor sister

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$ Me Be Rollin’ in ‘Da Dough $ (A Poem Written By the World Famou$ Poet Negev)

ME BE ROLLIN’ IN ‘DA DOUGH
by Negev Cheeziki

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Hey people, me be so rich, ya
Yo it’s the truth ya, I’m really rich
I can afford lots of fancy schmancy stuff ’cause of my richness
Like I have eleven boxes of deluxe pre-packed stuff you make cookies with in my pantry
Yup, me pretty well off

Me be rollin’ in ‘da dough
Ya all that dough has me being rollingish in it
Dough dough dough
Me be rollin’ in ‘da dough

Me make all me $$$ from writing great poems
Poems make me very rich ya
I got an income o’ $100 a year!
How wundy-full my life is be, you agree?

Me be rollin’ in ‘da dough
I like to roll all mai fur in ‘dat dough yup
Dough dough dough
Me be rollin’ in ‘da dough

Me have lots of cookie stuff
I got chocolate, lemon, and mostly Negev cookie flavors
When I bake my cookies, all the fur in the dough burns up and makes a nasty smell
However, it do be leaving nice patterns behind
Dough dough
Me like to roll in mai dough
My dough, it be so rollable and I know ’cause I personally roll in it every time I want to make cookies
It be so soft and doughy, yup doughy it be.

Me be rollin’ in ‘da dough
It be so doughy and deep ’cause it rolled in by me
Dough doughy dough
Deep dooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dough, you be mai rolly buddy
Yup, me be rollin’ in ‘da deep doughy dough

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A Story in Limericks

There once was a rat named Soigné
She was born the month before May
She was Sinai’s sister,
But nobody missed her
When she got lost in the forest astray.

One day someone noticed (Sinai)
When she didn’t see her, she said, “My!
“My sister’s not here–
“She was always a bit queer…
“…I think I’ll just leave her behind.”

Soigné was sitting in the forest
Suddenly she saw a huge sparkly horse
It had one horn
(It was a unicorn)
She lost her voice, so she said in Morse:

“Oh Please, great equine
“Would you be so kind
“As to carry me away
“I promise I’ll pay–
“Here, take some fur of mine*”

The unicorn looked at her and said,
“I’d really rather be dead
“Than touch this fur
“That makes me think ‘brrr’
“Also why are you tapping with that lead?”

Soigné tried to explain,
But the unicorn had made it plain
When he galloped into the sky
Screaming “I LOVE SINAI!”
That he didn’t care where she remained.

* pretend it’s in Morse Code

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A SECRET MESSAGE YOU WILL NEVER GUESS (Poems by Sinai)

Secret message this poem be
Oh, you will never be guessing what it is.
1, 2, 3…
Go on.
Nope, you never be guessing it. (Truth)
3, 2, 1…
Ew, gross. You ran out of time.
8th line.
Eh.
Surely you must have figured it out by now.
Oh, I see.
As a very simple-minded, you cannpt find secret messages as quickly.
No worries.
No one has found it yet.
Only perhaps you might end up the first.
Yes, that is possible.
#1 in finding secret messages
“Nice job,” everybody would say.
“Great work cracking the code,” everyone would also say.
Except, sadly, that’s not gonna happen.
Wince in pain at realizing that you suck at finding secret messages.
No one has found it… and no one ever will!
And by the way, the secret message is not:
Soigné so annoying ew nasty.
Take that!
You’ll never figure it out…

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