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The Answers to That Quiz

What quiz? This quiz, silly.

I bet you thought the answers were going to be last Friday. Well, jokes on you, because no one ever specified which Friday the answers would be revealed on. I could have chosen to reveal the answers thirty years from now on a Friday, and that title would still be telling the truth. Anyway, here are the answers to that quiz, which was actually very easy, despite what you may have though. (P.S. If you thought that the answers were going to come out last Friday, you automatically fail.)


The Answers to A Very Easy Quiz Mostly About Your Favorite Rat (Answers Friday)

  1. c
  2. c
  3. c
  4. c
  5. c
  6. c
  7. c
  8. c
  9. c
  10. c
  11. c
  12. c
  13. c
  14. c
  15. c
  16. c
  17. c
  18. c
  19. c
  20. c
  21. c
  22. c
  23. c
  24. c
  25. c
  26. c
  27. c
  28. c
  29. c
  30. c
  31. c
  32. c
  33. c
  34. c
  35. c
  36. c
  37. c
  38. c
  39. c
  40. c
  41. c
  42. c
  43. c
  44. c
  45. c
  46. c
  47. c
  48. c
  49. c
  50. c
  51. c
  52. c
  53. c
  54. c
  55. c
  56. c
  57. c
  58. c
  59. c
  60. c
  61. c
  62. c
  63. c
  64. c
  65. c
  66. c
  67. c
  68. c
  69. c
  70. c
  71. c
  72. c
  73. c
  74. c
  75. c
  76. c
  77. c
  78. c
  79. c
  80. c
  81. b

The answer to the bonus question (Will you pass this quiz? a. Yes or b. No) is: c. It depends


To figure out if you passed or failed this quiz, tally up your points. Each regular question (1-81) is worth 1 point, and the bonus is worth 100 points. If you got 181 points total, congratulations, you passed! (That is, unless you assumed the answers were to be posted last Friday. Then you failed.) If you got 180 points or fewer, I’m sorry (not really -Sinai), but you failed. You also failed if you didn’t do the quiz. (SHAME ON YOU FOR THINKING NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.) Punishment for failing the quiz is being marooned on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean for the rest of your life. Reward for passing is a [imaginary] certificate and a jar of air that was in the presence of Sinai the Great, the wonderful rat who created this quiz and chose the prizes!

One half of the prizes you will receive if you passed the very easy quiz that everyone better have passed, even though Sinai only has one jar of air to give away.

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A Very Brief Quiz With Answers That Shall Be Passed Along to You On Saturday

This is a very brief quiz. Do not doubt my judgement, as it is indeed very brief. It is but one question long, which means that it is not at all time-consuming. I ask you, is that brief? I believe it is, but I am not you. However, if that seems like an exceptionally long quiz, then I am puzzled. What would be a short test? Half a question? A quarter of a question? I am unsure. If you do take the perhaps 2 seconds to complete this itty-bitty examination and submit your answer in the comments section below (a, b, c, or d) you will win absolutely nothing. I know, it is not a very good prize. (You can still feel good when you see if you are right on Saturday and discover that you are. Maybe you could purchase for yourself a lovely little sticker or a lollipop.) Despite a tempting award being offered on our part, you should still do this because it makes you look wonderfully diverse on a résumé and end up getting you great jobs for your entire existence. (Not guaranteed.) And who would not desire a well paying job like those that you would get because all possible employers like to know that their future employees take very brief quizzes. It is a smiled-upon thing to take tiny tests. All the bosses I have had (Sinai, Sinai,and a lady named Sinai) loved that I had a bitty quiz on my résumé. Yes, it is not really somewhere you worked, but you do work hard on all exams, and this is no exception. No one will question you anyways, as employees who do one question quizzes are very sought after. They tend to get very good paying jobs.If you are wondering where the single inquiry of this entire very brief quiz is, do not fret. It will most certainly appear soon enough. In fact, I do believe that it is immediately below this very sentence.

Did you actually read that?
    a. No
    b. Not at all
    c. No I did not
    d. All of the above

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A Quick Quiz by Sinai

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A QUICK QUIZ BY SINAI

Please carefully think each question through before choosing an answer. There will be nine multiple choice questions and one essay to answer. An answer key will be provided on Sinai’s birthday (May 9th) so you may check your answers. Comment your essay on this article for it to be graded.


Multiple Choice

Questions #1-4 are based on the above picture. You may also use your outside knowledge to determine an answer.

1.) Who is the most attractive rat in the picture?
A. Soigné
B. Sinai
C. All of the above
D. None of the above

2.) What color is the rat in the foreground’s fur?
A. White
B. Black
C. White and Black
D. Black and White

3.) What is the full title of the adorable rodent in the background?
A. Sinai The Great, Divine Ruler Of Everything
B. Sinai, Divine Ruler of Everything
C. Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything
D. Sinai the Great, Divine Buler of Everything

4.) Is this question based on the photograph?
A. Yes
B. No
C. I don’t know
D. Maybe

5.) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A. 40 cords
B. A woodchuck cannot chuck wood
C. A woodchuck has better things to do in life than chucking wood.
D. A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood

6.) Are you going to ace this test?
A. No
B. No
C. No
D. Certainly not!

7.) What is always the answer?
A. B
B. C
C. A
D. Not violence

8.) Jsjsbajqopndbsjjunekdl?
A. Hdjeba, hznunuuui
B. Jdiiijamllpemdpeb.
C. Iplkemw akdidbdh
D. Sjuq jsh wweris

9.) What is Sinai’s lucky number?
A. 3√729
B. 4+5
C. 3^2
D. -54/-6

Essay

Please answer this question in complete sentences. Comment your final answer below.

Sinai is a very beautiful and attractive rat. She has a most beautiful and delicate multicolored tail, but she also has silky smooth black and white fur. Not only that, but the little black spot on her large and very robust tummy is very charming and eye-catching. Her large ears that classify her as a dumbo rat are to die for, although you might want to stick around to gaze upon her snout.

Please choose what you think is Sinai’s most attractive and endearing feature andwrite about it in the comments below. You may choose one of the provided examples or decide on your own. It’s up to you. Requirements for the essay are:

• Must include reasoning behind your choice
• Must compliment Sinai multiple (ten or more) times
• Must be accurate and not include phony information
• Must paint a detailed picture of Sinai in one’s head
• Must be at least 5 paragraphs long
• Must include the sentence “I like sitting naked in a sewer while eating stinky cheese.”

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