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Why I Hate Soigné – An Explanation by Sinai on Her Feelings For Her Sister (Quote$ #11)

007 (4)Sinai is very squished in the picture above. I wonder how that might have happened. Might her sister, Soigné, shoved her against the cage bars? It’s a possibility.

“Me don’t know why no one can understand why I hate my sister, Soigné. I mean, first of all, her name is impossible to spell. I only managed to spell it after checking her birth certificate nine times. I can never get whether the o is supposed to go before the i, or the i before the o. And then there’s that e. It is so annoying. I can never get which accent to put on it. I wish that she would just change her name to something more friend (like Iluvsinai), or even get a nickname so I don’t have to write that horrible name out whenever I refer to her without using pronouns or indirect references. Then she goes and shoves me against the cage bars when she wants to sit somewhere, which is very rude, because I am always there first. Me also don’t like her ugliness. She is, like, white and black. That is so ugly. Doesn’t she know that black and white have been the hot colors ever since May 9, 2012? (Coincidentally, that day is also my birthday.) Then she smells funny. She smells like my poop. (Just so you know, me don’t poop on her. I know it seems like I do, but I don’t. Really. I don’t lie.) Eww, right? And… yup, that’s all.”

Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything

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Sinai Explains Why She and Her Sister, Soigné, Sometimes Cuddle Up Together in a Loving Way & Quote$ #10

Sinai Blight, also known as the world’s most beloved rat ever, has always insisted that she absolutely detests her sister, Soigné. However, photos that Soigné accidentally uploaded online recently (and later deleted, but not before the damage to Sinai was done) tell a different story.

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Sinai snuggles up to her sister in an almost loving manner. It makes you wonder.

These photos show Soigné resting her head upon Sinai in a loving gesture and Sinai not resisting at all. If Sinai really loathed her sister as much as she says she does, wouldn’t she have shoved her off? And wouldn’t she have not let anyone take a picture of her in a position that showed her sisterly love? Well obviously, Sinai did neither of those things.

So why is Sinai letting her sister rest her “grimy head” (as Sinai once said) on a body that belongs to the most powerful universal ruler around? We asked Sinai this very question, and here is how she answered.

“I don’t really feel any affection for my sister, even if it looks like that. I mean, yes, I am allowing her to place her lowly, germy, and quite hollow head on my divine and ever precious body, and yes, I am not resisting, and yes, I did let someone take a picture of me in that degrading and embarrassing position, but: a.) I was asleep, therefore I was not aware of the photographer, b.) Soigné, despite being very ugly, weighs a ton (still only 20% of my body weight, by the way), and it was like a sack of bricks had been placed upon my lovely and very valuable body, which immobilized me, and c.) my cage is very small and cramped, which leaves no other places to sleep.”

Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything

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Sinai’s very cramped cage that has absolutely no space for her to sleep without her hefty sister leaning on her.

So what do you think? Do you believe Sinai when she says that she had no options other than sleeping with her awful sister next to her, or do you think she might actually feel love for her sister?

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Quote$ #9

“Sometimes I like to think of a world without me in it. Then I realize just how awful that would be for not only me but everyone, and I go back to thinking about my beautiful face that I am sure everybody would miss if I suddenly disappeared.”

Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything

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How to Be Fabulous & Quote$ #2

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Always make sure you are using a proper fur wash when bathing yourself, as uncertified ones can leave you with gross acne.

Ever feel like you are boring and no fun to be around? Well good for you, because you are not in denial! As a matter of fact, you are boring and no fun to be around! If you wish to be more entertaining, fun, and fabulous in general, read on.


Step 1. Admit that your character is rather bland and quite pitiful when you think about it.
Step 2. Become resolved to become a more interesting indivual.
Step 3. Encourage yourself by thinking of all the friends you will get by being more dynamic.
Step 4. Do ten push-ups to get pumped up.
Step 5. Spend two hours contemplatig the meanimg of this quote.

“Sometimes, I think my sister may be slightly dramatic and over the top about certain things. But I guess that’s just one of the consequences of being ‘fabulous.'”

Soigné the Blight on All Humanity

Step 6. Replace yourself with a clone of Sinai.
Step 7. Feel good that even though you aren’t there to see it, your new self is infinitely more popular than you were ever destined to be.

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