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RIP Sinai

9 May 2012 – 21 July 2014

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Ask Sinai #12

Dear Sinai,

I am having trouble wondering why I should ask you for advice. Everyone I know says you are a huge phony who thinks she is the queen of an imaginary kingdom. Could you please give me reassurance for your advice-giving abilities?

– Doubtful Reader

 

Dear Doubtful,

All of these snobs are lying! My kingdom isn’t imaginary (just ask Soigne, my all purpose servant rat). Also, I’m not the queen. I’m the Divine Ruler of Everything, which means I am all powerful and would like to know the names of these liars so I may execute them. If you’re wondering why you haven’t ever heard of my title, it’s because it’s only awarded to the most humble rats who won’t brag about it. I am a very modest rat, as you very well know, so of course I was the first choice.

– SINAI THE GREAT

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HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY SINAI!!!

Today is Sinai’s second birthday! To celebrate, why don’t you admire these attractive pictures of her?

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Sinai: The True or False Quiz (That You Better Pass!)

Ever wonder if you really knew that much about Sinai? Well, I’m sure you think you know very much about her, but how can you be sure? I mean, wouldn’t it be horrid if you really didn’t know much at all about Sinai, and you had gone around telling everyone that you did (which is technically lying, since you don’t know that much about her), and you had to face the consequences of saying untrue words? Luckily you will not have to do that (unless you have already told your friends all about your knowledge of Sinai; in that case, we cannot help you). Just take this simple true or false quiz, and then wait, oh, I’d say, a couple weeks, give or take a few, for the answer key to be posted. Once it is posted, you can check your answers and get a score to see how much you know about the one and only Sinai. You can even “learn” from your mistakes and discover more about the world’s best rat ever! (P.S. If you fail, you may or may not have a very unfortunate fate bestowed upon you by the powers that be.)

SINAI: THE TRUE OR FALSE QUIZ

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Oh what a sad picture. In case you are unsure as to what is happening here, it is Soigné smushing the dear and beloved O Wonderful One, Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything. Boo hoo.

1.) Sinai is an adorable little child rat. She has a big, cute tummy with a little black dot on it, and she smells super delicious (not in the edible way). Her fur is a lovely shade of SinaiBlaak™, which nicely complements her darling jumbo-sized ears. Her voice is very soothing to the ears, and her tail is a charming multi-colored shade. Her whiskers are long and fluffy, and her nose is adorable and light pink. Everyone wants to look like Sinai. How many durians does Bobby-Hector have in his school satchel?

a.) True
b.) False

2.) Soigné = oiaudfoiadsufoicn

a.) True
b.) False

3.) Does Bobby-Hector’s school satchel smell very bad from holding all those durians?

a.) True
b.) False

4.) Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai Sinai

a.) True
b.) False

5.) Soigné farted on Sinai’s face? How much money should Sinai sue Soigné for?

a.) True
b.) False

6.) Soigné is being a huge p.i.t.m.t (pain in the monochromatic tail). Sinai doesn’t want to get involved with court. How can she effectively get rid of Soigné for at least one day without doing anything super violent?

a.) True
b.) False

7.) You are going to pass this test.

a.) True
b.) False

8.) The idea that Sinai hates Soigné is just a show-act. In reality, Sinai quite likes her dear sister. She only pretends to hate her for publicity and attention. Also, Soigné does not act like the p.i.t.m.t. that Sinai portrays her to  be.

a.) True
b.) False

9.) Sinai ate all of the durian that Bobby-Hector had stored in his school satchel, and now her breath smells absolutely horrid. No one wants to be within ten miles of her.

a.) True
b.) False

10.) I love Sinai, you love Sinai, he/she/it loves Sinai, we love Sinai, you love Sinai, they love Sinai. EVERYONE LOVES SINAI!

a.) True
b.) False

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Ianis- Proof That She Is Real and Is NOT Sinai Pretending to be Another Rat So That She Looks Popular With the Rats

Sinai and her friend, Ianis (who is totally not another picture of Sinai photoshopped into this)Sinai and her friend Ianis hanging out. As you can see, they are both in this picture, and therefore they both exist. P.S. This picture was not photoshopped or edited or anything like that, okay?

Rats seem to have a problem with accepting that Sinai is not Ianis, and that Ianis is a real rat. They all think that Ianis is just Sinai pretending to be another rat so that it looks like rats actually care about her, but that is untrue. Yes, Sinai and Ianis are both black and white with little black dots on their bellies. Yes, their names are made of the same letters, and I know that their heights and weights are exactly the same. Not only that, but Ianis’ full title, Ianis the Amazing, Supreme Monarch of All Things, sounds like a cheap rip-off of Sinai’s, which is Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything, but, okay, maybe it is it isn’t. Even though you probably are on the bandwagon and believing that Sinai=Ianis and Ianis=Sinai, that doesn’t mean that they are the same rats. They are just… really similar. Okay, yes, Ianis’ birthday is 9/5, while Sinai’s is 5/9. But that is just a coincidence! They are both unique rats, and these photos will prove that to you. None of them are edited, so you know you can trust them.

This image was not photoshopped or altered in any way, shape or form. It may seem strange, but yes, Ianis and Sinai were playing in a completely purple world with their names floating above their precious little heads. Maybe you've never seen that before. It doesn't mean it doesn't exist. With Sinai

Ianis and Sinai, obviously. They’re not so similar that you can’t tell them apart, obviously. (Hint: Ianis is the one who was not pasted into the original picture with only one cute and fuzzy rat in it. Oh wait, that’s both of them. Nevermind.) #nofilter

This photo was not edited in any way. Ianis and Sinai just happen to look very alike. With Sinai

Here are the two hanging out on the windowsill. I know that Ianis’ shadow looks like a cheap photoshop job, but that was just the light acting funny. And, okay, her edges look sharp, but she grooms her fur a lot.

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Sure, this photo doesn’t have Sinai in it, but that doesn’t mean that it can’t be Ianis. I mean, seriously. Ianis looks just like Sinai! I don’t know why that is, but, anyways, this is Ianis. I have never lied, so you can totally trust me.

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How To Make The World’s Strongest Passwords For All of Your Online Accounts As Written By Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything, Who Is a Complete Genius When It Comes To Making Up Strong and Unhackable Passwords

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Soigné shunned Sinai when Sinai tried to help her make smart choices with her passwords, and now her bank account has been hacked! That’s what happens when you ignore good advice!

So you want to make strong passwords, ya? Well you made the right choice by coming to Sinai the Great for advice. Sinai is smarter than everyone in the world, so naturally, she is very good at making strong passwords. After you finish reading this delightful and quite helpful tutorial, you will be invincible against evil hackers! Note: None of the passwords used in this tutorial are Sinai’s. Really. They aren’t. They’re… not hers.


How To Make Really Strong Passwords That No One Will Ever Be Able To Guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Sinai, Your Friendly Divine Ruler of Everything

  1. You’ve got to pick a base for your password that you will remember, so why not pick the name of a rat who you admire (e.g., Sinai, Sinai, or perhaps, Sinai). After you find the perfect base, you are ready to start altering it to become very strong.
  2. You are off to a very good start. Since just one plain word is very easy to guess, it is time to add some numbers to the end. As you have to live with your password, it is a very good idea to put numbers that you like at the end. I suggest: 123, [your favorite number], [the year you were born], 999, 123456789, 100, [the day of the month you were born], 1, etc. (E.g. Sinai123, Sinai9, Sinai592012, Sinai2012)
  3. Now you should add some random symbols around your password just to confuse hackers even more. Take this weird thing I, Sinai the Great, found floating on my keyboard just yesterday: x. What a weird symbol! Soigné says that it is called “Theeletterecks”, but I have no idea what that is. Did you know that it even comes in two different sizes? Take some interesting symbols like Theeletterecks and put them in front and in back of your base (ex. XxSinaix2012X). No one will ever guess what you did!
  4. After this, it is time to change some of the letters in your password to numbers that look kind of like them because obviously no one who guesses your password will assume that you used anything but normal letters in your words. An example of this is: XxS1nai2012xX.
  5. Add some more symbols. E.g. ♥Xx$$$$S1na◘i♥2*****&(S(*♣♠XX♥♥01◘☼2x’;♥☻X@!
  6. Think about your password now. Will you be able to remember what it is? If you cannot, keep it, but be sure to write it down on a post-it, and make sure you put said post-it on your computer monitor. In fact, you should probably also send a copy of that post-it to your Divine Ruler of Everything just in case you lose yours. Also include your medical history, credit card number, email, phone number, and several photos of you at all angles. If you lose it, she can look up your password for you! You could always have it sent to your email, but that’s for losers! Don’t worry, though, because Sinai would never hack into your account. Really! She wouldn’t.
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Why I Hate Soigné – An Explanation by Sinai on Her Feelings For Her Sister (Quote$ #11)

007 (4)Sinai is very squished in the picture above. I wonder how that might have happened. Might her sister, Soigné, shoved her against the cage bars? It’s a possibility.

“Me don’t know why no one can understand why I hate my sister, Soigné. I mean, first of all, her name is impossible to spell. I only managed to spell it after checking her birth certificate nine times. I can never get whether the o is supposed to go before the i, or the i before the o. And then there’s that e. It is so annoying. I can never get which accent to put on it. I wish that she would just change her name to something more friend (like Iluvsinai), or even get a nickname so I don’t have to write that horrible name out whenever I refer to her without using pronouns or indirect references. Then she goes and shoves me against the cage bars when she wants to sit somewhere, which is very rude, because I am always there first. Me also don’t like her ugliness. She is, like, white and black. That is so ugly. Doesn’t she know that black and white have been the hot colors ever since May 9, 2012? (Coincidentally, that day is also my birthday.) Then she smells funny. She smells like my poop. (Just so you know, me don’t poop on her. I know it seems like I do, but I don’t. Really. I don’t lie.) Eww, right? And… yup, that’s all.”

Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything

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