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The Answers to That Quiz

What quiz? This quiz, silly.

I bet you thought the answers were going to be last Friday. Well, jokes on you, because no one ever specified which Friday the answers would be revealed on. I could have chosen to reveal the answers thirty years from now on a Friday, and that title would still be telling the truth. Anyway, here are the answers to that quiz, which was actually very easy, despite what you may have though. (P.S. If you thought that the answers were going to come out last Friday, you automatically fail.)


The Answers to A Very Easy Quiz Mostly About Your Favorite Rat (Answers Friday)

  1. c
  2. c
  3. c
  4. c
  5. c
  6. c
  7. c
  8. c
  9. c
  10. c
  11. c
  12. c
  13. c
  14. c
  15. c
  16. c
  17. c
  18. c
  19. c
  20. c
  21. c
  22. c
  23. c
  24. c
  25. c
  26. c
  27. c
  28. c
  29. c
  30. c
  31. c
  32. c
  33. c
  34. c
  35. c
  36. c
  37. c
  38. c
  39. c
  40. c
  41. c
  42. c
  43. c
  44. c
  45. c
  46. c
  47. c
  48. c
  49. c
  50. c
  51. c
  52. c
  53. c
  54. c
  55. c
  56. c
  57. c
  58. c
  59. c
  60. c
  61. c
  62. c
  63. c
  64. c
  65. c
  66. c
  67. c
  68. c
  69. c
  70. c
  71. c
  72. c
  73. c
  74. c
  75. c
  76. c
  77. c
  78. c
  79. c
  80. c
  81. b

The answer to the bonus question (Will you pass this quiz? a. Yes or b. No) is: c. It depends


To figure out if you passed or failed this quiz, tally up your points. Each regular question (1-81) is worth 1 point, and the bonus is worth 100 points. If you got 181 points total, congratulations, you passed! (That is, unless you assumed the answers were to be posted last Friday. Then you failed.) If you got 180 points or fewer, I’m sorry (not really -Sinai), but you failed. You also failed if you didn’t do the quiz. (SHAME ON YOU FOR THINKING NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.) Punishment for failing the quiz is being marooned on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean for the rest of your life. Reward for passing is a [imaginary] certificate and a jar of air that was in the presence of Sinai the Great, the wonderful rat who created this quiz and chose the prizes!

One half of the prizes you will receive if you passed the very easy quiz that everyone better have passed, even though Sinai only has one jar of air to give away.

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