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$ Me Be Rollin’ in ‘Da Dough $ (A Poem Written By the World Famou$ Poet Negev)

ME BE ROLLIN’ IN ‘DA DOUGH
by Negev Cheeziki

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Hey people, me be so rich, ya
Yo it’s the truth ya, I’m really rich
I can afford lots of fancy schmancy stuff ’cause of my richness
Like I have eleven boxes of deluxe pre-packed stuff you make cookies with in my pantry
Yup, me pretty well off

Me be rollin’ in ‘da dough
Ya all that dough has me being rollingish in it
Dough dough dough
Me be rollin’ in ‘da dough

Me make all me $$$ from writing great poems
Poems make me very rich ya
I got an income o’ $100 a year!
How wundy-full my life is be, you agree?

Me be rollin’ in ‘da dough
I like to roll all mai fur in ‘dat dough yup
Dough dough dough
Me be rollin’ in ‘da dough

Me have lots of cookie stuff
I got chocolate, lemon, and mostly Negev cookie flavors
When I bake my cookies, all the fur in the dough burns up and makes a nasty smell
However, it do be leaving nice patterns behind
Dough dough
Me like to roll in mai dough
My dough, it be so rollable and I know ’cause I personally roll in it every time I want to make cookies
It be so soft and doughy, yup doughy it be.

Me be rollin’ in ‘da dough
It be so doughy and deep ’cause it rolled in by me
Dough doughy dough
Deep dooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dough, you be mai rolly buddy
Yup, me be rollin’ in ‘da deep doughy dough

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