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RIP Sinai

9 May 2012 – 21 July 2014

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HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY SINAI!!!

Today is Sinai’s second birthday! To celebrate, why don’t you admire these attractive pictures of her?

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How to Hashtag Like a Pro!

It’s very easy to hashtag! All you do is pick random words that slightly relate to your subject matter and slap a hashtag in front. Hashtags used to be limited to just Twitter, but now d-bags and Honda dealers around the world stick them in front of every single word they speak just to be more d-bag-ish. Sinai will show you just how easy it is to hashtag by using a picture of her. All you need is your brain, literacy, and creativity. A thesaurus is helpful if you are short on hashtags but can’t find anything else to use.

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#sinai #cute #funny #sweet #adorable #charming #delightful #hilarious #pretty #beautiful #rat #rodent #rattusnorvegicus #attractive #smart #genius #intelligent #witty #punny #fancyrat #chubby #tail #multicoloredtail #prettytail #nice #plump #fatso #fatty #pleasantlyplump #lovable #likeable #snout #fur #hair #blackandwhite #blackandwhitefur #blackandwhitehair #notwhiteandblack #ihatewhiteandblack #whiteandblackisugly #hashtag #thisisahashtag #cuterat #cuteface #cutetail #nose #eye #othereye #eyes #nostril #internationallybeloved #remarkable #excellent #perfect #humble #shelf #cage #door #cagebars #wooddoor #greyshelf, #grayshelf, #ears, #dumborat, #bigears, #pinkears #soulfuleyes #sinaithegreat #sinaiblight #sinainumbersblight #sinainumbersnumbersdontlieblight #sinaithegreatdivinerulerofeverything #divineruler #divinerulerofeverything #stg #stgdroe #sb #snb #torso #furry #kind #fuzzy #fluffy #hairy #whiskers #shadow #amazing #hasalosersister #si #niley #sisi #nainai #smunny #dollarat #sbigcash #zwvasv #notianis #hasneverlied #animal #mammal #organism #alive #awake #darling #female #biggirl #chumpy #chump #chumpychump #chubba #photograph #photo #canbreathe #air #nitrogen #oxygen #o #watervapor #h2ovapor #carbondioxide #co2 #methane #gas #atmosphere #troposphere #earth #solarsystem #milkyway #milkywaygalaxy #theuniverse #doesnotoverusehashtags

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Sinai and Soigné Bond

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Happy “I Luvv Zwvasv Day”!

To celebrate the best holiday in April, Sinai decided to release her new invention that will revolutionize society- the StokkerKam™!

THE STOKKERKAM™

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The StokkerKam™ (short for “StalkerCamera) helps you keep track of everyone you know from your friends to your psycho of a sister! All you have to do is install the StokkerKam™ CaijeBarz™ onto your cage, and suddenly, you will be hidden from all eyes (except for your own)! You can watch your enemies do stupid things and remind them of all the stupid things they did in a conversation later! Watch your “friends” talk about you behind your back, then ditch them! No one will know that you are spying on them. No one will be able to see you zooming in on them with your StokkerKam™ SooperZüm™ lenses (available for $399.99 as an add-on) to see all the gritty details that you weren’t supposed to know (haha). No one will see you taping them doing embarrassing things (like looking just like a certain rat named Soigné), and when you later show everyone the video, they’re going to wonder how in the world you got it. But obviously you didn’t tape them because they didn’t see you! It’s absolutely foolproof! Buy your StokkerKam™ today! Or else Sinai will murder you in your sleep….


BUY YOUR STOKKERKAM™ PRODUCTS TODAY!

Call (123) STOKKER to purchase your items

Shipping and handling not included

Tax rates may will definitely apply

>> Models

StokkerKam™ Prhimitiv $499.99

StokkerKam™ Bésik $999.99

StokkerKam™ Advanst $1499.99

>> Accessories

CaijeBarz™ 0.5 $199.99

CaijeBarz™ 1.0 $299.99

Signed Case $499.99

SooperZüm™ lenses $399.99

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Who’s Your Favorite Rat?

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