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Sinai the Great
Divine Ruler of Everything
RIP Sinai
9 May 2012 – 21 July 2014
I’m so happy to see you
Hodge
bae caught me sleeping
this totally not staged #hodgeiscute #ilovehodge #hodgerocks
Ask Sinai #12
Dear Sinai,
I am having trouble wondering why I should ask you for advice. Everyone I know says you are a huge phony who thinks she is the queen of an imaginary kingdom. Could you please give me reassurance for your advice-giving abilities?
– Doubtful Reader
Dear Doubtful,
All of these snobs are lying! My kingdom isn’t imaginary (just ask Soigne, my all purpose servant rat). Also, I’m not the queen. I’m the Divine Ruler of Everything, which means I am all powerful and would like to know the names of these liars so I may execute them. If you’re wondering why you haven’t ever heard of my title, it’s because it’s only awarded to the most humble rats who won’t brag about it. I am a very modest rat, as you very well know, so of course I was the first choice.
– SINAI THE GREAT
A Conversation between Hodge and his Tail
Hodge : Who is the most adorable cat in the world?
Hodge’s tail : How am I supposed to know, I don’t have any eyes!
Hodge : I am!
Hodge’s tail : You are such an egotist.
Hodge : I love you, HODGE
Hodge’s tail : Seriously, stop that. It’s kind of freaky.
Hodge : You are the best and cutest cat ever.
Hodge’s tail : I think I am going to leave now.
Hodge : OW WHAT IS PULLING AT MY RUMP?!
Hodge’s tail : Oops i forgot I’m permanently attached to you.
Hodge : Who is adorable? I am!
Hodge’s tail : Here he goes again.
Hodge : Oh, look it’s my brother! Hello, Podge!
Podge : Oh no don’t tell me you’re talking to your tail again?
Hodge : My tail? Don’t be silly, I’m complimenting myself.
Podge : You are such an egotist!
Hodge’s tail : I know, right?
Podge’s tail : [twitches]
Hodge : WHAT WAS THAT
Podge’s tail : [twitches]
Podge : No, no! Stop twitching!
Hodge : How entrancing, I must play with that twitching furry item!
Podge : Stop, stop!!!!
Hodge : [starts biting Podge’s tail]
Podge’s tail : Help, the devil is after me!
Hodge : Yum yum yum
Hodge’s tail : I am feeling neglected. [twitches]
Hodge : Wow, what’s that?!
Podge : It’s your tail.
Hodge : Don’t be ridiculous, my tail doesn’t twitch that deliciously! [starts biting his own tail]
Sinai the Great 