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Why I Hate Soigné – An Explanation by Sinai on Her Feelings For Her Sister (Quote$ #11)

007 (4)Sinai is very squished in the picture above. I wonder how that might have happened. Might her sister, Soigné, shoved her against the cage bars? It’s a possibility.

“Me don’t know why no one can understand why I hate my sister, Soigné. I mean, first of all, her name is impossible to spell. I only managed to spell it after checking her birth certificate nine times. I can never get whether the o is supposed to go before the i, or the i before the o. And then there’s that e. It is so annoying. I can never get which accent to put on it. I wish that she would just change her name to something more friend (like Iluvsinai), or even get a nickname so I don’t have to write that horrible name out whenever I refer to her without using pronouns or indirect references. Then she goes and shoves me against the cage bars when she wants to sit somewhere, which is very rude, because I am always there first. Me also don’t like her ugliness. She is, like, white and black. That is so ugly. Doesn’t she know that black and white have been the hot colors ever since May 9, 2012? (Coincidentally, that day is also my birthday.) Then she smells funny. She smells like my poop. (Just so you know, me don’t poop on her. I know it seems like I do, but I don’t. Really. I don’t lie.) Eww, right? And… yup, that’s all.”

Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything

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Sinai Explains Why She and Her Sister, Soigné, Sometimes Cuddle Up Together in a Loving Way & Quote$ #10

Sinai Blight, also known as the world’s most beloved rat ever, has always insisted that she absolutely detests her sister, Soigné. However, photos that Soigné accidentally uploaded online recently (and later deleted, but not before the damage to Sinai was done) tell a different story.

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Sinai snuggles up to her sister in an almost loving manner. It makes you wonder.

These photos show Soigné resting her head upon Sinai in a loving gesture and Sinai not resisting at all. If Sinai really loathed her sister as much as she says she does, wouldn’t she have shoved her off? And wouldn’t she have not let anyone take a picture of her in a position that showed her sisterly love? Well obviously, Sinai did neither of those things.

So why is Sinai letting her sister rest her “grimy head” (as Sinai once said) on a body that belongs to the most powerful universal ruler around? We asked Sinai this very question, and here is how she answered.

“I don’t really feel any affection for my sister, even if it looks like that. I mean, yes, I am allowing her to place her lowly, germy, and quite hollow head on my divine and ever precious body, and yes, I am not resisting, and yes, I did let someone take a picture of me in that degrading and embarrassing position, but: a.) I was asleep, therefore I was not aware of the photographer, b.) Soigné, despite being very ugly, weighs a ton (still only 20% of my body weight, by the way), and it was like a sack of bricks had been placed upon my lovely and very valuable body, which immobilized me, and c.) my cage is very small and cramped, which leaves no other places to sleep.”

Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything

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Sinai’s very cramped cage that has absolutely no space for her to sleep without her hefty sister leaning on her.

So what do you think? Do you believe Sinai when she says that she had no options other than sleeping with her awful sister next to her, or do you think she might actually feel love for her sister?

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Quote$ #9

“Sometimes I like to think of a world without me in it. Then I realize just how awful that would be for not only me but everyone, and I go back to thinking about my beautiful face that I am sure everybody would miss if I suddenly disappeared.”

Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything

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Quotes #7: You Haven’t Lived Until…

What do these (mostly) fine rats and cat think about that question?

“…You no longer have to work as a servant for your brother.”

Mojave the Annoying

“…You buy all of the items from the Sinai line of products, which includes everything from nail polish (siPawlisshe™) to clothing (SinaiSüt) to fun ways to stalk your friends, enemies, and frenemies (StokkerKam™)!”

Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything

“…You join my fan club!”

King Negev, Boss of You, Ruler of the World, and Master of the Universe

“…You’ve shed on every thing in your house.”

Olivia the Cat

“…Your sister stops spelling your name wrong and mispronouncing it, even after you made a ten-page booklet all about how to pronounce it. Also, she should stop calling you a ‘blight on all humanity’, especially if her last name happens to be ‘Blight’ as well.”

Soigné the Blight on All Humanity

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Quote$ #6

“For quite an abundant and uncountable amount of the minutes and hours I dedicate to the activity of working my vocal chords, I do far too often feel as if those primitive beings who I am attempting to communicate with through the medium of my pulchritudious and rather soothing voice do not comprehend the miniscule and diminutive message I try to send towards their basic and simplistic thoughts. And, not only are they incapable of processing my very simple message, but not one of the beings whom I converse with makes even the most feeble attempt at discovering the meaning and theme of my uncomplicated words. I do not understand why not one of my acquaintances has previously tried to find the message that I send through my soothing voice.”

– Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything

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