“My belly is a beacon of light.”
– Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything
It is also a useful tool for squishing annoying useless sisters.
Sinai the Great
Divine Ruler of Everything
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes #12 (What Sinai Said When She Was Born 529 Days Ago)
“Hello small subordinate citizens; it be me, Sinai Blight! Me is destined to be better than all of you puny funny looking things combined, so you better kneel down and bow to me!”
– Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything
Why I Hate Soigné – An Explanation by Sinai on Her Feelings For Her Sister (Quote$ #11)
Sinai is very squished in the picture above. I wonder how that might have happened. Might her sister, Soigné, shoved her against the cage bars? It’s a possibility.
“Me don’t know why no one can understand why I hate my sister, Soigné. I mean, first of all, her name is impossible to spell. I only managed to spell it after checking her birth certificate nine times. I can never get whether the o is supposed to go before the i, or the i before the o. And then there’s that e. It is so annoying. I can never get which accent to put on it. I wish that she would just change her name to something more friend (like Iluvsinai), or even get a nickname so I don’t have to write that horrible name out whenever I refer to her without using pronouns or indirect references. Then she goes and shoves me against the cage bars when she wants to sit somewhere, which is very rude, because I am always there first. Me also don’t like her ugliness. She is, like, white and black. That is so ugly. Doesn’t she know that black and white have been the hot colors ever since May 9, 2012? (Coincidentally, that day is also my birthday.) Then she smells funny. She smells like my poop. (Just so you know, me don’t poop on her. I know it seems like I do, but I don’t. Really. I don’t lie.) Eww, right? And… yup, that’s all.”
– Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything
Sinai Explains Why She and Her Sister, Soigné, Sometimes Cuddle Up Together in a Loving Way & Quote$ #10
Sinai Blight, also known as the world’s most beloved rat ever, has always insisted that she absolutely detests her sister, Soigné. However, photos that Soigné accidentally uploaded online recently (and later deleted, but not before the damage to Sinai was done) tell a different story.
Sinai snuggles up to her sister in an almost loving manner. It makes you wonder.
These photos show Soigné resting her head upon Sinai in a loving gesture and Sinai not resisting at all. If Sinai really loathed her sister as much as she says she does, wouldn’t she have shoved her off? And wouldn’t she have not let anyone take a picture of her in a position that showed her sisterly love? Well obviously, Sinai did neither of those things.
So why is Sinai letting her sister rest her “grimy head” (as Sinai once said) on a body that belongs to the most powerful universal ruler around? We asked Sinai this very question, and here is how she answered.
“I don’t really feel any affection for my sister, even if it looks like that. I mean, yes, I am allowing her to place her lowly, germy, and quite hollow head on my divine and ever precious body, and yes, I am not resisting, and yes, I did let someone take a picture of me in that degrading and embarrassing position, but: a.) I was asleep, therefore I was not aware of the photographer, b.) Soigné, despite being very ugly, weighs a ton (still only 20% of my body weight, by the way), and it was like a sack of bricks had been placed upon my lovely and very valuable body, which immobilized me, and c.) my cage is very small and cramped, which leaves no other places to sleep.”
– Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything
Sinai’s very cramped cage that has absolutely no space for her to sleep without her hefty sister leaning on her.
So what do you think? Do you believe Sinai when she says that she had no options other than sleeping with her awful sister next to her, or do you think she might actually feel love for her sister?
Quote$ #9
“Sometimes I like to think of a world without me in it. Then I realize just how awful that would be for not only me but everyone, and I go back to thinking about my beautiful face that I am sure everybody would miss if I suddenly disappeared.”
– Sinai the Great, Divine Ruler of Everything
Quote$ #8 (A Rat Battles With Others Doubting Her Identity)
“I ain’t Sinai pretending to be another rat so she looks popular with others!”
– Ianis the Amazing, Supreme Monarch of All Things
Quote$ #5 (Words of Wisdom From Olivia)
“If nine lives give you lemons, sell them online.”
– Olivia the Cat
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